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VAX Users See the Writing on the Wall

Snot Locker writes "An informative piece at ComputerWorld talks about how VAX users are anticipating the costly migration to more modern systems. Several noteworthy tidbits, including hints of the port of OpenVMS to Itanium and the tale of VAX systems that have not had a reboot in 6 years!"

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  1. Oh man! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't see THAT coming!

  2. It must be hard for Windows users to imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...a computer that has literally run from since before Windows 98 existed until now without being rebooted.

    Hell, with the critical-update-du-jour lately, it's probably hard for Windows users to imagine a computer that's been running since the previous week without being rebooted.

  3. Big Deal... by arcanumas · · Score: 5, Funny

    No reboot in 6 years?
    Hahaha....i have a computer that has not had a reboot in almost 10 years.
    In fact it's still somewhere in the closet.
    I should plug it in sometime....

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  4. Re:Don't trash them if you don't have to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Makes sense. Dead OS, dead hardware.

    Fact: *BSD is dying

  5. VAX in modern poetry by rkaa · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lizzie Borden took an axe,
    And plunged it deep into the VAX;
    Don't you envy people who
    Do all the things YOU want to do?

    [Unknown]

  6. How many times have VAX users heard this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    the_VAX_writing_is_on_wall.txt;252

  7. Re:6 years of uptime? by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 4, Funny

    My current employer had a VAX that had some monstrous uptime as well. But in the end the bootdisk failed, and the system couldn't be brought up at all. It proved an easy way to migrate users off of the system - a migration that had been in the works for the past 5 years. Now I hear the same thing is planned for our Alpha GS/140. I mean, to migrate off of it, not to have the bootdisk fail...

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  8. Reliability....Priceless by Ag3nt · · Score: 5, Funny

    The fact that some VAX systems haven't had a reboot in 6 years reminds me of a story my HP/Compaq representative told me about the reliability of their Proliant servers. There was a server in a data center that handled user logons to the Novell client. One year the data center was remodeled but none of the servers could be moved because users still needed to be able to log on. So they finished remodelling the room and accidentally walled in the server. 3 years later someone finally decided that it was time to upgrade that server. When they went to look for it, it was nowhere to be found. It was still running after 3 years and hundreds of thousands of logons later. (They finally contacted the remodeling company and figured it out.)

  9. VAX tech? Hah! by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny
    I like the supposed picture of the VAX maintenance guy in a dress shirt, tie, and short hair.

    Right.

    Show me RMS's heavier and less-well-groomed brother in Birkenstocks, a T-shirt, and suspenders and I'd be a little more likely to believe it.

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  10. 6 year uptime ? Phooey. by TractorBarry · · Score: 5, Funny

    Uptime of 6 years ?

    Pah. My abacus (which has been handed down through 3 generations) has had an uptime of nearly 100 years. And apart from missing a few of the counters (I was a curious child) it still works great.

    Them thar 'puters are just new fangled junk.

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  11. "Your uptime has been positively incremented.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You must reboot for the change to take effect."

    [ OK ] [ Cancel ]

  12. Re:6 years of uptime? by rjamestaylor · · Score: 5, Funny

    What they didn't say was, yes, it was 6 Years without a reboot, but 7 years without a user. /me ducks for cover

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  13. Writing on the wall by ceswiedler · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't worry, even if someone erases the writing on the wall, VMS users will be able to see it, along with the 20 previous versions.

  14. An old VAX tale by pesc · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is an old story but it seems fitting here.

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  15. I call bullshit! by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Funny
    What the hell are you talking about?!!!
    You can't have more than one person using a computer at the same time! They'd fight over the mouse!

    /Windos user

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  16. Ahh... The good old times... by linuxhansl · · Score: 3, Funny

    I remember working for DEC as a student worker. We had one VAX that supported our entire group (VT-XXX terminals using LSE). Today my laptop is more powerful than that VAX.

    I also remember when we got an upgrade to the "new" VAX line. The old ones used to be these big washing machine types of machines, we had them in the 3rd floor, and remember waiting up there to see how they get the new washing machines up there.
    I was waiting for a while with a colleague, when suddenly a technician came in, carrying a little box under his arm. He put the box on the old washing machine, reconnected some cables and left... Leaving me a my friend open-mouthed.

  17. Re:Six Years? by hearingaid · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a VAX. They're older than commercial electricity. Obviously he had his own gas-fired generator running it :)

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  18. Re:Six Years? by red+floyd · · Score: 4, Funny

    My understanding is that the hamsters are just about dead after 6 years of continuous running.

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  19. Re:VAX emulators by dinog · · Score: 5, Funny
    However, you can also run VAX VMS on a free i386 VAX emulator called SIMH.

    Yes, all the reliablility of a modern PC, with the syntax of VMS. Someone must really be into S&M.

    Dean G.

  20. VAX in music by toddhisattva · · Score: 3, Funny
    Since this is a thread about VAX and Walls....

    Careful with that VAX, Eugene!