Solaris' Dtrace in Detail
paulkoan writes "The Register has a further details about the new Dtrace systems utility bundled with Solaris 10, along with pictures of the authors, and user testimonials. It also highlights Suns vague assurances that this (if it lives up to the hype) amazing utility may or may not end up in the public domain."
was comical. I guess no one at Sun or their customers have ever used a profiling tool before. Even Sun's crappy Forte/SunONE/whatever-they-call-it-today 'collect' profiler can do this in five minutes.
I was waiting for the paragraph where it described DTrace's ability to cook breakfast, make coffee, and suck cock all at the same time.
Hokey statistics and ancient misconceptions are no match for a good thought in your head, kid!
No, linux does not already do this.
Show me a tool that can link high disk I/O load to the processes that cause it, on a vanilla Linux kernel.
Christ you Gentoy fanboys are morons arn't you? Fuck off back to compiling Glibc and prentending you're leet, fuckstick.
Sun Microsystems will be gone in a few years.
Last time I corrected my own typo, I was modded "troll", now correcting my own post is "offtopic"?
Is this some sort of response to the grammar nazis? Corrections are now verboten?
Posting AC to prevent yet another strange mod.
The Chao Goes Mu.