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Sun Microsystems, a CEO's Last Stand?

pillageplunder writes "Businessweek's cover article is a sharp look at Sun Microsystems. The gist of the article? That its fall can be laid at the Feet of its CEO, Scott McNealy. Overall, a balanced read, one that does a good recap of the the high and the very low low's that Sun has reached under McNealy."

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  1. How do I apply for his position? by Kjuib · · Score: 5, Funny

    can I just email my resume to HR@sun.com? or should I walk in and say I want the job?

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  2. Brave Sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    and the very low low's that Sun has reached under McNealy.

    I certainly wouldn't want to reach under McNealy, especially near his low lows.

  3. I'm kind of disappointed ... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Funny

    I couldn't find the word "beleagured" anywhere in the article.

    Oh, wait. Sun, not Apple. Got it.

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  4. Everything is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    OMG Sun is dying
    OMG Apple is dying
    OMG *BSD is dying
    OMG Linux is ... wait a minute. Almost slipped.

  5. I'm confused about "wildly" by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny
    "The Internet is still wildly underhyped, underutilized, and underimplemented

    How do you wildly underhype something? (Or even wildly underutilize or underimplement.) Does it involve caffeinated valium?

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  6. Re:No, you need experience. by Zocalo · · Score: 4, Funny
    First, you must have some experience of having brought another major corporation to its knees in the past.

    So, you're saying that Darl McBride might still have career opportunities after SCO? Damn.

    Then again, SCO isn't a major corporation and was already scrabbling in the industry detritus when he took over, so there's still hope.

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  7. Astrophysically speaking... by Beast+in+Black · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...does this mean that when Sun actually dies, it will turn into a black hole and suck all the other silicon valley companies down? It sure is massive enough :)

  8. Re:Sun employees vs Microsoft employees by IOOOOOI · · Score: 5, Funny
    I too have some first hand experience comparing M$ and Sun.

    Whenever a M$ sales team comes-a-knocking, its always 3 or 4 pushy guys.

    Whenever Sun calls, its a smoking hot sales chick (to weaken your resolve) and a grandfatherly guy who actually knows his shit (to instill confidence).

  9. Re:The PC put the knife in but Sun twisted it by chromatic · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wrote a little program to generate Sun's strategy. Here's what they're doing today:

    • Sparc works on the desktop.
    • Java belongs on servers.
    • Linux means nothing to us.
    • Solaris should be open source.

    Next month, it'll be:

    • Sparc will never be open source.
    • Solaris works on the desktop.
    • Java means nothing to us.
    • Linux should be open source.

    (I realize that half of those statements make no sense. That's how you know it's working.)

  10. Re:Classical big-company problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    Wala...
    Sorry, I can't read any further; all breakers tripped. "Voilà." It's from the French, idiomatically used to express triumph and delight; it translates roughly into "see here!" "Wala," on the other hand, is, well, it's... it's just pathetic. "Wala." I mean, come ON. How can you get to the age where you can manipulate a computer, and even write seven internally consistent paragraphs (your conclusions are another thing, but this is a spelling flame; let's not get too off-track), with a link to a real book and everything, that you even appear to have read, and still we get: "Wala."

    Here, let's at least make it a little more dramatic: "wa-LA!" Now I feel a sense of the theater; the magician has just performed his best trick. Pity it was a with a deck of TV Magic(TM) Cards, but what did you expect? The guy said "Wala" instead of "Voilà!"

    Wala. You don't happen to use "formally" instead of "formerly" too, such as in, "I formally had credibility, but then I used 'wala' instead of 'voilà'"? That one drives me nuts, too.

    Wala.