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Nokia Losing its Cell Phone Dominance
supersandra writes "The Boston Globe is reporting that Nokia is struggling to offer features, such as cameras and flip-phones, that are luring customers away to phones by other brands such as Motorola, Samsung, and Siemens. While Nokia used to account for 1 in every 3 phones sold worldwide, they are down to 28.9 percent. Nokia plans to bring 35 new phone models to market this year to win back more users."
How could they possibly be doing poorly when they invented the wonder of sidetalking?
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Hmmm...the way nokia seems to be going, pretty soon, you'll have phones that you can put on the ground and play that dance-on-the-lit-squares-to-really-bad-music game... .
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oh, wait a minute....people are already doing it without waiting for the game to be programmed into the phone....i think it's called stomp-the-phone...whatever happened to just talking into a phone *sigh*
35 models... Which one should I choose? Maybe this one? No. Maybe this? No. Maybe... I think I'll choose Siemens, then.
That's because you're a gadget-toting loser dork.
And sometimes when it rings, it doesn't stop vibrating, even after I answer. Interesting way to hold a phone conversation.
That's part of their advanced phone-sex package.
Yeah, yeah, I know. And your car probably gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way you like it, right?
Does it interfere with your psychic powers, too?