Is Math A Sport?
theodp writes "The close of the International Mathematical Olympiad prompts Slate to question if math is a sport, wondering if mathletes might someday compete in the Olympics alongside track stars and basketball players."
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If curling is a sport, anything is possible.
If math is a sport then what isn't a sport.
Bowling.
Math should be a sport as much as 0 equals 1.
I would like to see a mathematical proof written to support the claim.
/^([Ss]ame [Bb]at (time, |channel.)){2}$/
If math is a sport then what isn't a sport. Fuck. [emphasis mine]
You said it. That is something that probably won't be in the Olympics for a long while.
I'd like to see you play defense in bowling. Or golf. I'll bring the camera, you bring the ambulance.
Step 1: Assume Math is a sport.
Step 2: If Math is a sport, all Math nerds are athletes.
Step 3: All atheletes are jocks (remember high school?).
Step 4: All jocks beat up math nerds (again, re: high school).
Conclusion: All Math nerds beat up math nerds.
But: I am a math nerd, and have never beaten anyone up (including myself or any another math nerd).
This is a contradiction.
Ergo, Math isn't a sport.
QED
Imagine the RATINGS!
XXX, I'd imagine.
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