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CmdrTaco
on from the and-it-fits-in-the-palm-of-your-hand dept.
FTL writes "Turn an ordinary wheel mouse into a 3D pointing device. All one needs is some string, some hot melt glue, and a lot of math. 3D mice have been floatingaroundforawhile, what will it take to get people to use them?"
We are currently looking for experienced bulldozer drivers with a large western bank balance to emigrate to the expansionist state of Israel and call it home.
Simply choose a plot of land and start building! Its easy peesy!!
If your chosen plot is currently occupied by a Palestinian family, dont worry -simply build over them!
Its as easy peesy as eeny meeny miney mo!
We can protect your future residential developments on occupied land with fully experienced snipers in full body armour and appropriately armed Apache helicopters kindly donated by the American public.
If you are an American citizen with a view to emigrating to warmer climes and a view of the Mediterranean, you may also be eligible for a fraction of the 3,000,000,000 (yes thats 3 Billion!) dollars donated every year by American tax payers to help support our broken-ass state. Due to our endless appetite for weapons of mass destruction our economy is unsustainable and we require your contribution and support. WMDs don't come cheap you know. It costs a fortune to terrorise a whole region. Our military personnel can barely afford to maintain our arsenal of 200 nuclear weapons, spy satellites and attack submarines.
Give a man a gun and he can kill a Palestinian child. Give him a helicopter and he can kill them all.
Part-time vacancies available We are currently in construction of the world record breaking apartheid wall surrounding the largest ethic ghetto since Krakow. The Israeli military is hiring expatriates preferably with a military background to monitor the prisoners and maintain watchtowers and sniper nests. If you are blinded by a covetousness of other peoples land, but yet have a keen eye with a sniper scope you would be the ideal candidate for our border watchtower guard division.
We need your help. Sponsor an Israeli colonizer. Do it today.
P.s. if anybody criticises you, just point a finger an call them anti-Semite. It worked for the Liberty.
What will it take to get people to use them?
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Lots of Acid.
Vote for Busch in '04!
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Busch is the greatest president America has ever had! Don't be a liberal - use you're head not you're emotion - vote for Busch not Kerry in '04!!!!!
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Support ethnic cleansing in Palestine and help censor the American press!
If you are at an American University we are currently recruiting active censorship drones to spy on fellow students, lecturers and guest speakers on behalf of the Israeli government.
We can actively stifle democratic thought and criticism of Israeli fascist oppression -But only with your help!
Free housing.
In six short weeks we can show you how to build a rogue state by demolishing existing homes in Palestine and building new houses on top!
We are currently looking for experienced bulldozer drivers with a large western bank balance to emigrate to the expansionist state of Israel and call it home.
Simply choose a plot of land and start building! Its easy peesy!!
If your chosen plot is currently occupied by a Palestinian family, dont worry
-simply build over them!
Its as easy peesy as eeny meeny miney mo!
We can protect your future residential developments on occupied land
with fully experienced snipers in full body armour and appropriately armed
Apache helicopters kindly donated by the American public.
If you are an American citizen with a view to emigrating to warmer climes and a view of the
Mediterranean, you may also be eligible for a fraction of the 3,000,000,000 (yes thats 3 Billion!) dollars donated every year by American tax payers to help support our broken-ass state.
Due to our endless appetite for weapons of mass destruction our economy is unsustainable and we require your contribution and support. WMDs don't come cheap you know. It costs a fortune to terrorise a whole region.
Our military personnel can barely afford to maintain our arsenal of 200 nuclear weapons, spy satellites and attack submarines.
Give a man a gun and he can kill a Palestinian child. Give him a helicopter and he can kill them all.
Part-time vacancies available
We are currently in construction of the world record breaking apartheid wall surrounding the largest ethic ghetto since Krakow.
The Israeli military is hiring expatriates preferably with a military background to monitor the prisoners and maintain watchtowers and sniper nests. If you are blinded by a covetousness of other peoples land, but yet have a keen eye with a sniper scope you would be the ideal candidate for our border watchtower guard division.
We need your help. Sponsor an Israeli colonizer.
Do it today.
P.s.
if anybody criticises you, just point a finger an call them anti-Semite.
It worked for the Liberty.
Lots of Acid.
Busch is the greatest president America has ever had! Don't be a liberal - use you're head not you're emotion - vote for Busch not Kerry in '04!!!!!
I'm two dimensional, you insensitive clod!