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Ethernet at 10 Gbps

An anonymous reader writes "This article talks about 10 Gigabit Ethernet and asks, 'But just how much data can a person consume?' Currently at work, we're working on a major project to re-architect our core application platform so that the different systems can be de-coupled and hosted separately. The legacy design implicitly relies on systems being in the same LAN due to bandwidth-expensive operations (e.g., database replication). Having this much bandwidth would change the way we design. What would you do with this much bandwidth?"

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  1. Hmm... by ravenspear · · Score: 5, Funny

    What would you do with this much bandwidth?"

    Check out more unusual positions.

  2. Reminds me of an old quote... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just get us the bandwidth - we'll manage to piss it all away. Easy!

    1G should be enough for anyone.
    -- Nicholas Cravotta, 2004

    640K should be enough for anyone.
    -- Bill Gates, 1981

  3. Re:silly question by hunterx11 · · Score: 3, Funny

    In the future, spelling will not be a part of the post at all, but will be defined by external Cascading Spelling Sheets. Of course, in order to implement this we all have to learn Chinese.

    --
    English is easier said than done.
  4. What would I do?-Horror-vision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "What would Joe Sixpack do with it? I'm not sure at the moment. Thing is, since we're working within our limitations today it's hard to concieve of whta use it'd be."

    The Goatse.cx experience in holographic, 5.1 surround-sound, smello-tactile-vision.

  5. Presidential Bioinformatics by buckhead_buddy · · Score: 5, Funny
    But just how much data can a person consume?'

    100 Megabytes per chromosome
    x 23 chromosomes per gamete
    x 20 million gametes per ejaculation

    Therefore Ms. Lewinsky can consume roughly 46,000,000,000 megabytes
    (assuming that there is no overflow to a dress)

    How much can you consume?

    1. Re:Presidential Bioinformatics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Close, but not entirely accurate.

      A single gamete has 1.5 billion individual base pairs. Of course, that's base-4, since DNA doesn't work off of binary. ACGT is what you're made of. :) In other words, you have 3 billion bits per DNA strand. The average male ejaculation contains around 150 million sperm. This means that there is a total of 450,000,000,000,000,000 bits of information, which turns into 56.25 petabytes of information. That number is close to yours, but your information is wrong.

      The fact that I just corrected you is pretty sad as well.

  6. Argh! No more! by namespan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dude, what *is* it with the porn meme? There's like 15 comments to that effect already in this thread, before it broke 50 comments. If every slashdotter was as dedicated/addicted to downloading pr0n as is stereotype goes, the whole freakin' internet would have been DDOSd long ago.

    Yeah, I know it's popular, but geez. Not all of us are spending our time gazing and wanking. Some of us actually code (and even talk to women!)

    I hereby banish this to the Beowulf cluster of memes, along with Soviet Russia/Hot Grits/Profit!

    --
    Libertarianism is rich wolves and poor sheep playing gambler's ruin for dinner.
    1. Re:Argh! No more! by optikSmoke · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hereby banish this to the Beowulf cluster of memes, along with Soviet Russia/Hot Grits/Profit!

      Umm, ya. Well done. The, um, banishing of things into..... popularity. That'll be effective. We all know how unused each of those oft-repeating jokes are. Oh, wait......

      damn.

      All your base are belong to porn?

  7. Re:That's exactly the quote I remembered by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well..
    I wish my compu had less ram... so that a system dump takes a bit shorter.. ;)

  8. Patches. by empaler · · Score: 3, Funny

    Several hundred megabyte patches.

    Oh.

  9. Re:Remote Virtual Immersion by MP3Chuck · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine a malpractice lawsuit!

    Exhibit A: Surgery Log
    [DR]Surgeon opened Xx[Patient]xX's abdomen with a scalpel.
    [DR]Surgeon punctures Xx[Patient]xX's stomach with forceps.
    Xx[Patient]xX: OMGWTF??!!
    [DR]Assistant: ROFL PWNED!!1
    [DR]Surgeon: STFU N00B i ping 350
    Xx[Patient]xX: w/e