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Vaccinated Against Vices?

Smoke Me A Kipper writes "The Independent is reporting that the latest UK government sponsored quango, charged with looking at the problems of drug abuse, is to recommend a national anti-addiction 'vaccination' scheme. Apparantly, trials are already in progress. No details as to whether it would be mandatory. Personally I find such an idea utterly shocking - what happens when you find yourself injured in later life and morphine based painkillers no longer work? I wouldn't be surprised to find existing phamaceutical companies excited by this, having to replace cheap drugs with something new, which they can patent and control."

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  1. A Clockwork Orange by NixterAg · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...will those who are 'vaccinated' become physically ill every time someone plays Beethoven's No. 9?

    1. Re:A Clockwork Orange by OOO0000OO0O0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Interesting idea. I would personally have myself vaccinated to become physically ill every time mainstream music plays.

  2. My home under a rock by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Funny

    It used to be an insult to say "you've been hiding upder a rock". But now, I think it's a comment. Screw civilization, it's been bastardized by those seeking to control it at the expense of the masses.

    Yes siree bob...i'm finding me a BIG ROCK to hind under. But i'll still keep an eye out on the world for my own safety. ;)

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  3. Re:Always thinking of the children... by zedmelon · · Score: 5, Funny
    What's really foul and unfair is the delivery method of the "anti-cocaine" vaccination in development:

    This anti-drug medication is expected to be available to users within the next two years in the form of a nasal spray.

    Is that poetry or what?

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  4. Re:Always thinking of the children... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's worse is that the anti-heroin vaccination has to be heated on a grubby tea spoon before being injected.

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