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Canadian Music Industry Drills Dentists

hereisnowhy writes "CBC reports that the tranquil music that wafts through many dental offices to soothe patients and mask the sounds of the drill may soon be silenced. The music industry is putting the bite on dentists -- demanding that they pay for the right to play it. The Society of Composers, Authors and Music Publishers of Canada would also like to extend this policy to 'coffee shops, clothing stores, lounges, elevators -- even radio tunes that people hear on the telephone while on hold.' Are any composers and authors actually in favour of this, or just the publishers?"

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  1. The scariest thing... by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...is that somebody might actually get paid for elevator music.

    1. Re:The scariest thing... by stilwebm · · Score: 4, Funny

      I could only be so lucky. My dentists' office plays The Biggest Country Hits.

      Unfortunately they do not use gas.

  2. Lets not forget.. by spacecadetglow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lets not forget the people with their car radio on and their windows rolled down. They are our number one priority man.

  3. Teeth by paulfwilliams · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps the RIAA members will change their tune when they go for their dental checkups, and instead of soothing music, the dentists play recorded tracks of drilling and pulling teeth.

  4. Re:Article text in case of slashdotting by gclef · · Score: 4, Funny

    Society of Composers, Authors and Music Publishers of Canada shortens to SOCAN? No way. That abbreviates to SCAMP, and everyone knows it. (and it makes more sense, too.)

  5. Re:Stupid by uncoveror · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are there any recordings of tranquil music so old that they are in the public domain? If so, play those, and tell The Society of Composers, Authors and Music Publishers of Canada that the world's smallest violin is playing for them.

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  6. It seems a bit backwards... by blix5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, I would *love* for my bands' music to forever be associated with dentist drilling and pain.

    If you look at it that way, the music industry should be paying the dentists to not plays their music.

  7. So.... by FlutterVertigo(gmail · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...if dentists are getting drilled by this, what's happening to proctologists?

  8. In continuing on the logic train here... by Surazal · · Score: 4, Funny

    In this line of thinking the recording industry had better be careful about targetting the urologists... talk about the potential for backfiring!

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