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Unix's Founding Fathers

Dave B writes "There's a nice article on Economist.com about Dennis Ritchie, the genesis of Unix, and the C programming language."

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  1. FP by Commander+Trollco · · Score: -1, Offtopic
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  2. soggy first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    piss in my face, negress.

    1. Re:soggy first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I am fully cognizant of my failure. Damn you, "nothing to see here" error, damn you to hell!

    2. Re:soggy first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I mean, even if you WANT a negress to piss in your face, that's still gonna go in the punishment category.

      The Lesbian Nigettes Organization of Japan does not approve this kind of behaviour.

  3. TOP TEN POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    can't get a first post? the solution is the same as the one for women problems-lower your expectations!

  4. Well, what it does say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Another factor helped the duo of C and Unix to spread much faster than they otherwise would have. AT&T was required under the terms of a 1958 court order in an antitrust case to license its non-telephone-related technology to anyone who asked. And so Unix and C were distributed, mostly to universities, for only a nominal fee. When one considers the ineptness of AT&T's later attempts to commercialise Unix--after the court order ceased to be applicable because of another antitrust case which broke up AT&T in 1984--this restriction, an accidental boost to what would later become known as the open-source movement, becomes even more crucial.

  5. Re:The article by AuMatar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If you're going to karma whore, please keep the paragraph breaks.

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  6. Michael Moore sucks homo nigger dicks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    First Michael Moore kneels in the puddled urine on the floor of a public washroom. Then a barefoot bare-chested skinny nigger dressed in nothing but Capri pants sticks his hard infected penis into Michael Moore's mouth. Michael Moore sucks it down like a Milwaukee Brat. Slurp slurp. The nigger cums and cums in waves and Michael Moore hungrily swallows the load.

    For "dessert" the nigger tosses Moore's cum flecked baseball cap into a toilet full of "floaters". The nigger then urinates, squirting his wine colored infected kidney urine all over Michael Moore's fat Jabba the Hut head. That's life in the fat lane. That's a day in the life of Michael Moore.

  7. r u serios by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    u cannot b serios

  8. Re:Stangely by black+mariah · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    My sig applies only to the book, not the year.

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  9. what a crock by bl8n8r · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Everyone knows SCO invented Unix. Don't you people read the friggin news?

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  10. I will sue you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Dennis Ritchie invented C and was one of the key members of the team behind Unix

    Thats such a lie, you all know it was really me!

    Sincerly,
    Darl