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Toyota Patents Winking, Laughing, Crying Car
theodp writes "If the patent system ain't broke, don't fix it: The NY Times/IHT reports that four inventors working for Toyota in Japan have won a patent for a car that they say can help drivers communicate better by glaring angrily at another car cutting through traffic, as well as appear to cry, laugh, wink or just look around." The article goes on to describe "...a car with an antenna that wags, an adjustable body height, headlights that vary in intensity and hood slits and ornamentation designed to look like eyebrows, eyelids and tears."
is what part of the car is going to represent the middle finger
...would Herbie the Love Bug count as prior art?
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...before the first news article "Driver of Glaring Car Shot to Death"?
This sig seemed like a good idea at the time....
I wonder what expression a riced-out version will show when mom's minivan beats it in a drag race...
So does this include a speech distorter so it sounds like the car is screaming obscenities at the rest of the idiots out there?
I'd set mine to "Bender"
- Relativistic? That's barely Newtonian!
Wait... No, thats totally (for lack of better word, no offense to anyone) Gay. Very Gay. When are you going to make them fly like you promised in the 50's? Thats the future I want. I want a flying car with laser cannons! And missles that come out of the tail pipe! With a racing stripe!
Well.. maybe. Or Maybe not. But Definitely not sort of.
Sounds like smilies for cars to me ;-)
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I hope the inventors complied with their duty to submit a copy of "Roger Rabbit" to the patent office. Benny the Cab anticipates every technology described in the article.
...now I have to deal with being surrounded by crying cars on the way to work.
Screw that.
Hehehehe... Japan is so funny. Anthropomorphic cars. Hehehe... Can we order them with Garfield stripes?
Only if you take a picture of it with your camera phone.
You know those Chevron cars? Those toy and clay model ones that they use in the commercials and you can buy at gas stations? Well, that's what I think is going to happen. I am going to be laughing my ass off and on during my entire commute if this thing was introduced heavily into the market. As such, it is important to provide safety controls for the drivers and passengers laughing their heads off and not concentrating on the road.
I propose that along with the car that has the expressions, when they get introduced into the general car population deep enough, that each be provided with a driver laughing restraint system, such as a swift kick in the balls by actuating the gas pedal or something.
In other news, a car gets indicted for sexual harrassment.
That's great, really, but what I'd rather like/need is a way to communicate with those people behind me, who like to tailgate.
Something like, 'You do not have appropriate stopping distance. Back off, or I'll test my theory by way of brakes.'
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I can see it now... "Driver slipped off icy road when tears (from car) landed on ice"
And make their larger SUVs look like male genitalia?
Or is Chevy already trying to do that with the Corvette?
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If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
I can't wait for the possible dating situations...
Ford F-250 winks at the cute little Toyota Echo.
"Hey good lookin', what's a car like you doin' on a highway like this?"
Will that be premium or supreme?
Can I change your oil?
And my personal favorite:
Wanna flash me?
Thank you, I'll be here all night. Don't forget to tip your waitress and try the steak...
Now my wife AND my car can look pissed at me all the time.
is the middle finger. As a New Jerseyian (born and raised), I have a sub-two second roll down window/extend arm/raise middle finger time. It's second nature in situations like "soccer mom in minivan on my right doesn't even look out her left window and tries to change lanes into my car." My response then was an instictive, sub-second horn/brake/swerve/flip-bird.
This system is sufficient for any and all inter-driver communication needs I could ever imagine.
Mount it backwards in the front... "TURN YOUR GODDAMN BLINKER OFF!!!"
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"Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
I have a issue of Grassroots Motorsports, where they did an autocross competition between a 1965 Porsche 356, a 1967 Jag XKE convertible, and a stock 2003 Honda Odessy minivan.
The minivan, with stock tires, smoked the Jag, and tied the Porsche. With one level better tires, the minivan smoked the 356 as well. Smoked it badly
My old 1974 Fiat X-1/9. Bump the headlight switch just right, and the left headlight pod would go op, down, and back up again. Winking, as it were.
Because I'm going 80 in a 70 zone and I'm
a) too nice of a person to let you go 110 and get a ticket.
b) driving a car too tall to fit underneath the truck in the lane next to me.
c) pretending I'm in NASCAR by letting you draft 3 inches from my bumper.
d) secretly amused by your obvious frustration.
Your fantasies contain the seeds of important concepts.
As a car is stuck at the lights the eyes will slowly follow some girl crossing the road, and then the hood will pop open..
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Pay attention to the chick in the silver Civic tomorrow, she always flips you off as she passes and you NEVER give her the satisfaction of looking!
Seriously. In Colorado (at least in the Denver area) *277 would get you a direct connection to the reckless driving office of the state highway patrol.
You mean to tell me that, in Colorado, you can actually dial *ASS to report idiot drivers? That's awesome!
When will the rest of the states get their acts together?