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An anonymous reader writes "Reporter Jay Lyman attended the O'Reilly OSCON developers' get-together and wrote daily briefs plus a wrap-up that are all posted on NewsForge now. If you didn't make it to this excellent conference, reading Jay's reports is the next best thing." Yes, NewsForge is also part of OSTG.
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It was supposed to happen at OSCON after the Parrot team conceded that they could not run the Parrotbench Python code.
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Complete coverage my a** ! No mention of what they had for lunch.
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Parrot may not be fast enough yet, but it's the future of FreeSoftware VMs . (not a knock off .NET clone).
And I can tell you, the highlight of the show had to be the presentations by JBoss. Their open source solutions were a step above the rest. I tell you right now - nothing compares to JBoss open source solutions, they're leading the way in OSS. I do not work for JBoss.
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I still can't believe what happened to me. December 25th 1999 is a day I will never forget. That is the day my mother raped me for the first time. (Merry fucking Christmas you bitch!) I mean it was just cruel and sick and nasty. There is no excuse, no rational explanation for her behavior. It wasn't just that she raped me, it was how she did it, the utterly despicable way she went about it. I guess I'm getting ahead of myself a little. To understand you have to go back a year to the events just before Christmas 1998.
Let me start at the beginning. My dad died when I was 14. My mom and I struggled to put ourselves back together. For 2 years we leaned on each other for support, because we had nobody else. My mom is really young; she had me when she was still in high school. In some ways she was more like a big sister or best friend to me than a mom. We laughed and played together, had tickle fights, and talked for hours. Sometimes she would just hang out in my room and read or watch tv. I guess on some level I must have loved her in a romantic way for a long time. I just did not KNOW it until I saw her pictures. I found a crate in our attic with around 20 old Penthouse magazines. Upon closer inspection I realized the centerfold was my mom! The date on the mag was about a year after I was born. She was the same age then, that I am now. As I looked at this beautiful, big titted, blonde teenager, I felt myself get rock hard. Page after page of my mom's mouth watering tits, bald pussy, and wicked little smile made me want to fuck her.
But it was her ass, her fat, plump, juicy, adorable ass that sealed her fate. I. Had. To. Have it. I fantasized about licking it, sticking my face as far inside it as I could, and just sniffing it, sleeping, warm and safe and secure with my lips pressed against it. I wanted to suck her ass-meat, to make her cum and pant and scream my name. But most of all I wanted to fuck my mom's sweet ass hard. To peel it open and hold her down and pound it, to ram it and rip it open. A small part of me wanted to hear her whimper, and sniffle and beg - just a little. For a while I became obsessed with Susan. I loved her yes, but I also wanted to utterly dominate her. I guess I kind of lost control and sort of seduced and pressured my mom into giving up her ass to me, if I agreed not to fuck her pussy. At the time I thought that was the greatest night of my life. I convinced her to let me take her out for a special dinner at the Paladin Club, and got her drunk. We even made out, did a little dirty dancing, and groped each other. But when we got home, she refused to have sex with me. I had to persuade her, to explain that if she did not give herself to me I would just rape her anyway. Finally we made a deal. Consensual Anal sex, for a guarantee that I would leave her cunt alone. Clearly she did not like it, but she did (reluctantly) agree.
Susan let me fuck her ass, helped me tear her up. Her butt juice was so warm and wet, and tangy. She grunted and squealed so prettily, in such a lady-like manner that I fell even deeper in love with my mom. That was our first time together, and I thought the beginning of a special, tender love. In the months that followed my mother withdrew from me. She claimed that I had raped her! That our love was not consensual. I felt really bad about the misunderstanding, and did everything I could to repair our relationship. As 1999 rolled along I thought that I had. Boy was I wrong.
Susan somehow found out about my alter ego, Jaz1701, the rape Author. She accessed my WEBTV account and read my e-mails from Readers, and visited the numerous free sites that I post stories to. I had written about our true love and how I had fucked her sweet ass during Christmas of 1998.
I guess the whole issue of rape and incest has been on my mind a lot this year. Jaz has written several stories about it. I was thinking about my mom the whole time.
Stories like "Rape Confessional", "Rape Betrayal #7", "Sister Betrayed", and "How Much Do You Love Your Wife" we
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Lets see some modded up comments already!
Not one comment above 3? Are the mods fucking ASLEEP?!
By summer it was all gone...now shesmovedon. --
To be completly ignorant of timezones, and other coutries (and timezones) than mine...
on Saturday July 31, @06:48AM
Yeah, looks like they're asleep indeed.
Parrot is supposed to be 20 times faster than Python when it is complete, while IronPython will only be roughly the same speed as CPython 2.3.
It was not a question of Parrot not being fast enough - Parrot was not able to run the Python benchmarks successfully and were disqualified by default. Seems odd though, the IronPython guy was able to complete the thing himself in 6 months and the Parrot guys have been at it for 3 years. Is CLR a better foundation than Parrot?
Our JoT of the event, featuring the Dyson Geekosphere, Microsoft Free Lunch Survival Kit, and the SCO-doo Dolls. enJoy!
Some Portland kids called Feel(This)Films followed me around a bit and are hoping to release a short under a Creative Commons license; feel free to contact them if you have anything from the con to contribute.
The SCO "stand in" (as NewsForge calls him) was Jonathan Zittrain, from Harvard Law School. Zittrain debated Mark Radcliffe (representing IBM), who is an IP attorney for the Gray Cary law firm. Radcliffe is currently helping Sun open source Solaris.
You can download a recording of the entire SCO debate here.
But to remake King Kong!? Spare me the indignity of it all.
Might as well remake Gone With the Wind.
and still only 36 comments. Apparently, anybody who cares, was there.
The Kruger Dunning explains most post on
What is O'Reilly up to having a conference
about capacitors?
http://www.secc.co.jp/pdf/os_e/download/E55.pdf
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