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Can GNU Ever Be Unix?
An anonymous reader writes "The question isn't whether Linux can be certified as Unix. At least some distributions no doubt can. But who would pay for it? And is it worth the trouble? Jem Matzan asks these questions on NewsForge, and reminds us that the Open Group, not SCO, owns the Unix trademark,"
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FIRST KOK!?!?
Wow. My very first first post. *big grin* And look at the time!
I'm writing these experiences with my sister and neighbors were how I remember them. Some of the dialog is added for readability, as most of it is forgotten now, but I remember the fear, anticipation, and lust that I felt at the time. Relating the incidents, helps bring it back to life. I knew that we were doing something that could get us in trouble, and the forbidden nature definitely added to the excitement for all of us.
The first experience with my sister was the very next day, after showing both my sisters some of my father's porn. At the time both my parents were outside in the yard, talking to a neighbor and Kathy was staying the night with a friend. Jackie asked if I could show her the books again.
We went to my room, where I pulled the books out from their hiding spot. She picked one with mostly pictures, and started asking questions again. I asked her what she thought about the pictures. She responded that they were strange, and that they made her feel naughty. She asked me if I ever played with my 'boner.'
I said "I wanted you and Kathy to play with it last night. Since you wouldn't, I did after I got back to my room. Do you ever play with yourself?"
She was reluctant. "Kathy played with herself last night, when she thought I was asleep."
I was surprised. "How did you know?"
"I heard her." After some prompting, Jackie admitted that she played with herself the previous night as well.
Pointing to a picture of a boy going down on a girl, she asked if my dick looked like that when it was hard. I asked if she wanted to see for herself. Our family was never very modest, and I know that she had seen me without my clothes before, but she had never seen me with a hardon.
After checking that my parents were still outside, we agreed to view each other close up. We both pulled our shorts and underwear down.
My sister sat on my bed and I stood directly in front of her. She took a few moments to observe and comment that it was weird, nothing like hers. Afterward, I spent some time investigating her. She had a small growth of hair, mostly coming in above her pussy.
Being the older brother, I took the initiative, and reached forward to spread her pussy lips. When I used my fingers to spread her labia, she spread her legs a little more and took a breath. I then ran my fingers over the length of her pussy.
She asked if she could touch my 'boner.' I asked her if she wanted to try some of the things that she saw in the book. "Yeah, I wanted to last night, but was too afraid after Kathy said no."
I showed her how to grasp my dick; she took to it like she had been doing it forever. While she played with me, I ran my fingers over her pussy. After a very short while I got scared that my parents would return, so I suggested that she take one of the books and the little light that I used to read in bed. She could could read it in the dark, until I snuck into her room.
She took the one that she had been looking through. It had many pictures of young people in different sexual positions. I don't honestly remember if the pictures were actually of kids, or of actors portraying kids. I just knew that Jackie was interested.
That night, I easily snuck into Jackie's room. We both slept with our doors closed, so if we were quiet, there was little risk of getting caught.
Jackie was awake, when I slid into her room. When I asked what she was doing, she pulled her covers back to show me the book, the flashlight, and that she was already naked.
She told me to take my shorts off. I kept my t-shirt on and sat between my sister's twin beds. I asked her that since she had the book, what did she want to try first. She hesitated. "You pick."
I had a girlfriend at the time, and we did some petting. I was keenly interested in knowing about oral sex, but was afraid that I would be taking things too fast, so I told her that I wanted to know how to touch a girl in a way that would get them most excited. At the time, I had no idea
Hey RMS, I thought you didn't read slashdot
In Soviet Russia, the Open Group certifies YOU! =D
Can my cat ever be a bicycle?
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