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LinuxWorld Expo Day 1 Showfloor Reports

Gentu writes "Here are the first reports from the first day of LinuxWorldExpo's showfloor: NewsForge discusses a few interesting 'off-the-record' tidbits among the announced news, while OSNews offers a report, too, accompanied by a number of pictures from the Expo."

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  1. Poll Troll Toll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Next President:

    Bush
    Kerry

  2. frosty cold chocolate milkshakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...or sex with a mare?

    you decide! use microsoft

    1. Re:frosty cold chocolate milkshakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      use microsoft

      Isn't that more like "hot grits in your pants" ?

  3. In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Gay cocks, etc.

  4. Where's the 503 Report? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Any chance slashdot might want to inform its paying customers what's been going on the last few days with the 503 errors?

    We'd be raking Microsoft or any other evil corporation if they kept silent like the editors are doing. I like the hypocrisy here.

    1. Re:Where's the 503 Report? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      You're expecting too much from the Linux cabal who doesn't literally buy into "free as in speech" part of the open source ideology.
      Let's take a look at the Slashdot editors.
      CowboyNeal has an abiding hatred of CmdrTaco and was wrongfully crapflooded by GNAA based upon the assumption that CowboyNeal is marching in lock step with Malda.
      CmdrTaco is an arrogant little boy who would still be bagging groceries if it wasn't for that tattered copy of Phrack, Windows 3.11 for Workgroups and a raging hardon for rough trade. Now he vents his anger at people who disagree with him, viz the review of Fahrenheit 9/11 and the rampant mod-bombing which made a day in Israel look relatively peaceful. Slashdot is not a forum for free ideas or expression but a place where "Me Too!" is the motto.
      Trolling is an expression of freedom of speech. If Malda wasn't so tight about running the Slashdot ship then I'm certain the trolls would eventually pack up and go away because there wouldn't be any reason to troll. Yet he continues to feed them in hopes of dissuading them from contributing like our friend Sheetrock.
      Timothy and Hemos are simply blind worshippers of all things Taco and have no problem marching in lock step with their idol.
      I encourage and beseech you all to troll to the best of your ability here on Slashdot. When's the last time that there's been a submission which has been news for nerds? Does any of this stuff really matter? A bunch of young, disaffected men finding an identity by using an operating system to browse porn and tell dick jokes on IRC?

  5. [OFFTOPIC] 503 errors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    someone else posted about this, but maybe this will get some attention since its closer to the top.

    Whats the deal with the intermittent 503 errors we've been getting from slashdot for the last 36 hours or so? I'd really like to see a main-page post about it.

  6. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Has anyone had sex yet in that Oracle dome?

  7. Amateur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Tsk tsk tsk. The state of 'your mom' insults these days. Don't you kids know anything? His mom having sex is no insult in itself. Although we don't like to dwell on it, our parents DO have sex, unless they are truly ancient.

    No no no - a proper, well-formed 'your mom' insult would be something along these lines:

    I did. With your mom.

    You see? You see? *Sigh*

    1. Re:Amateur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Your mom sees.

    2. Re:Amateur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Not after I blinded her with science!

  8. taNc0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    where it 3as when RAM) for a3out 20

  9. Re:[OFFTOPIC] 503 errors by bogaboga · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    rubbish...!

  10. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Maybe this will kill that subconcious feeling of grass is greener.

    http://www.freebsdgirl.com/img/pictures/263.jpg
    http://www.freebsdgirl.com/img/pictures/284.jpg

    Freebsdgirl.com.. AHHHHHHHHH MY EYEEEEEEEES!!!.. KILLLLLLLL MEEEEEEE.... please... please?.. do itt.. do itt. YESSS.. YESSSS I'll be your victim!!

  11. froSt pist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  12. faiL2ors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    has significa87ly