Microsoft Lusts Nintendo, To Little Avail
Richard Finney writes "The online version of Forbes Magazine says that Bill Gates has expressed an interest in buying Nintendo from Japanese billionaire Hiroshi Yamauchi." Though this news seems to have been part of a theoretical 'what if' question, the story reports: "'If Hiroshi Yamauchi phones me up, i will pick up at once,' Gates told WirtschaftsWoche magazine on the sidelines of an analyst conference."
This could be interesting, the way train wrecks are interesting.
M$ and the big N together could give Sony fits.
MarioX, anyone?
...these stories based on idle speculation that company A might buy company B are utterly worthless. There really must be enough News For Nerds that we don't need three of these every day.
The Wintendo and the Super Microsoft Office Brothers.
The article makes it sound like idle talk, but statements from that level may actually have something behind them, but not what you may think at first. I mean Gates knows that he isn't likely to get the opportunity to buy Nintendo. But his statement lets people know that he's in the market. So maybe it won't be Nintendo, but some other prominent Japanese (or other) games company. Who knows? Would Namco, Konami, or Capcom turn him down? Any one of these, handled correctly, could get MS the traction they need in Japan to make the Xbox successor a success there and bolster the chances elsewhere in the world.
I think the next 18 months will be very interesting.
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Here's some news. I am interested in buying Microsoft, Nintendo, and Sony, and the company that makes generic marshmellows for Wal-Mart. Do I get a slashdot post now?
From the article, this sounds like Gates is interested in buying Nintendo, not Microsoft. But I guess if he owned them both and said "now let's merge" they'd jump to it.
Maybe Clippy and Mario can team up!
"It appears you like to [eat strange mushrooms and then break bricks with your head]. Would you like me to help you create a macro to [eat strange mushrooms and then break bricks with your head]?"
Ironically, RARE has sole ownership of very little of its software. The Donkey Kong franchise remains Nintendo's, after Rare turned the Bond brand around with goldeneye, MGM decided to keep it to themselves, and they've also done a lot of games with Disney characters, who naturally remain part of Disney.
What I'd heard was the Stamper brothers wanted out of Rare, or possibly simply out of Nintendo's grip. Much of the talent behind goldeneye had already left to form Free Radical. Its amazing Microsoft purchased the company, really. Rare's offerings don't really mesh well with the XBox's heavily marketed demographics, and their in development titles are slowly achieving Duke Nukem Forever status.
If Micorosft were to purchase Nintendo, it would have to be accompanied by a shift in marketing, away from the xTreme appeal they're still making and towards a group and family situation. They'd also have to tell investors to choose between another high profile acquisition and their huge dividend boost, unless Gates was planning to do this with his 3 billion dollar share of the proceeds from said dividend.
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but can MS afford it? Nintendo has a higher market value than Apple.. meaning it would be cheaper for MS to buy Apple than Nintendo.
You negelected to mention Square-Enix. Square-Enix would be invaluable to Microsoft. Not only would Sony lose one its most prominent exclusive developers, but Microsoft would gain exclusive rights to two of the most popular Japanese RPG series (Final Fantasy & Dragon Quest). The Dragon Quest games are so popular in Japan, that they have to be released on weekdends so kids don't skip school. If that doesn't help Microsoft gain traction in Japan, nothing will.
Like I said before, your anecodtal observations mean VERY LITTLE. I know more people with a GC than w/ a PS2, but that doesn't mean there are more GCs out there. (And it's not a younger gamer thing...I'm 30 and most of my friends are in the same ballpark.)
I have all 3 consoles...GC is the only one that gets regular play, but that's probably because of my interest in multiplayer games. Or it's easier to lug around...Xbox is pretty good w/ Halo and Crimson Skies and Fusion Frenzy. PS2, except for a few oddball games, my main reason of still keeping it is to have GTA...
Anyway. I don't know why that "gee, my buddies don't have a GC, they must not sell" line bugs me so much.
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When you can buy the milk supply for a lot less?
I'd just hire away Shigeru Miyamoto.
Suppose you're willing to pay X dollars for the company. What do you get? You get name recognition, distribution channels, production facilities, engineering teams, all of which Microsoft already has or can readily buy. You also get the creative talent, which is the one thing you can't just walk out and buy anywhere.
So, insted of buying the company for X, I'd offer some hefty fraction of X to Miyamoto to jump ship, set aside a few milion to keep his noncompete in the courts for a decade or so and to indemnify him when he eventually loses.
But that's just me with my evil overlord thinking cap on.
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