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FTC Bars Popup Backdoor Ads

zanderredux was one of several readers to note that the FTC has banned backdoor popups. This is the result of the D Squared case that we've heard a bit about in the past. The case also restricted them from sending IM ads as well.

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  1. Banned? by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is really going to negatively affect my sex life. Will the FTC please get out of my bedroom, and keep their laws off my body while they're at it?

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  2. Messenger service is fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was one of the team leaders on the Windows NT project, in fact my team was in charge of the Messenger service.

    Nothing like watching an entire department power cycle their machine because they received

    "An error has occured at 0x8000000C. Please reboot your system."

    1. Re:Messenger service is fun by StuckInSyrup · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, I have to agree, it was fun.
      In school, we did some statistics stuff in excell, and the lesson was boring like hell. A guy in front of me played Doom 2 in a window and still kept on with the statistics. So I decided to make some fun of my own. I wrote something like:

      "System message: Out of memory, please close the application."

      The guy looked around a little stressed and closed Doom 2. After a while I have sent another message:

      "I SAID YOU HAVE TO CLOSE THE FUCKING APPLICATION!"

      This time the guy looked so scared, I couldn't hold the laugh.
      Yeah, the messenger was fun. I will take a minute of silence for him.

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    2. Re:Messenger service is fun by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a .bat file that does a 'net send * J00 got 0wn3d'. When I go to LAN parties, I run it at random times when I'm bored.

      Funny watching 30 people suddenly lose mouse focus in their FPS games.

      Funnier still if you set your computer name to someone doing poorly in the game.

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  3. Uh oh by thebra · · Score: 5, Funny

    My computer is broadcasting an IP address, but without ads how will I be able to stop this?

  4. only outlaws by AKScooter · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just a question, how do you stop and punish them? Especially if they are in a country that doesn't consent to our laws? "If you outlaw popups/unders, then only outlaws will use em." Does that mean that these adds will fall in the same realm as guns? Will they have to pre-register in order to use them? What if they get a concealed pupunder permit? And will M$ release an addblocking toolbar for messenger? Later

  5. Numbers are wrong by StacyWebb · · Score: 5, Funny

    "claiming it could send pop-ups to as many as 135,000 internet addresses each hour." Actually D squared = 250,000

  6. worthless by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 4, Funny

    How am I going to know if I won a 3 free day trip to Hawaii for being the 82,711,365th visitor?

    Not to mention X-10 softcore.

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  7. Unfair! by Mateito · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bought my last back door from a pop-up add, and I have to say that its a little ripper.. swinging exit for the minature snaushzer and everything.

    What I need now is a match to hang at the front of the house. So I'm just waiting for a decent front-door to popup...

  8. Re:Hateful, tricksy popups! by radja · · Score: 2, Funny

    >Although marketers regard pop-ups as one of the most effective ways of advertising online, many surfers find them hugely annoying.

    many people find that shoving a rather large stick with nails in it shoved up the bum of said marketers a very effective way of advertising their dislike of popups. although 99 out of a 100 marketers disagree, I condone this practice.

    now where's me nails and hammer...

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  9. Re:Messenger by Ianoo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or just download XP Service Pack 2, released yesterday, which will do this for you ;)

    (BTW, I'm no Microsoft fanboy. However, I do think SP2 is a positive step forward for platform with regards to security).

  10. Re:Popups are dead... by gid13 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pfft... I'm not going to get excited until Netcraft confirms it.

  11. Re:Huh? by fullmetal55 · · Score: 3, Funny

    mostly useless? how else do you tell users your Microsoft Exchange server has crashed (again)? E-mail?

  12. the easy part... by d474 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now if we could just get spammers to obey the law...that would be progress.

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  13. of course... by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 2, Funny

    The only reason advertisers didn't hire someone to follow you around with a bullhorn was the expense. Then the internet was invented, and along with it, the pop-up ad...

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  14. TV next...? by d474 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now if they could just get rid of these 30 second pop-up ads that appear on my TV 4 or 5 at a time. Like, I'll be watching a movie, it'll get to a really good part, and then BAM!, 6 pop-ads about feminine products, male enhancement pills, etc.

    The worst part is they seem to get more agressive towards the end of the movie. Once I saw like 15 pop-up ads before the cliff hanger ending last scene. When is the FTC going to outlaw this madness!?

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  15. Re:Yippie! by jadenyk · · Score: 2, Funny
    In other news, the American Beach Goers Society officially bans rain during summer months.

    This should be just as effective.

  16. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're still using bubble farts? Merge farts or quick farts are way faster.

  17. From the article: by Westech · · Score: 2, Funny

    "'[Ads are] an annoyance you have to deal with in a free society,' lawyer Anthony J. Dain is quoted as saying."

    Unfortunately, so are lawyers.

  18. And why should they do that? by raehl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Most people view their computers with the same regard they have for their refridgerators and microwaves. You turn it on and you press the buttons. Not only should they not have to think about it, it would never even occur to the average person to do so.

    OS's should ship set to auto-update, and people smart enough to not like that can turn it off.

  19. Annoyance by leapis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ads were "an annoyance you have to deal with in a free society," lawyer Anthony J. Dain is quoted as saying.

    So, if I walk into a courtroom during this lawyer's next litigation and start shouting out an advertisement for something, the judge is going to see it as "an annoyance you have to deal with in a free society". I don't think so.