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A One-Handed Keyboard For $25

Bruce Perens writes "Slashdot has often featured attempts at improvement upon the QWERTY keyboard. Here's a one-handed USB keyboard that you can buy for $25 online, or a bit more at the CompUSA. There's one catch: someone will have to design a keying pattern and hack up software for it. It's a task just crying out for an Open Source project." Bruce has also included on the linked page code with which to read the output from the device.

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  1. Oh Jeez... by bje2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    let the stream of one-handed web surfing jokes begin...

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    "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." - Homer Simpson
  2. Cue joke by 3eyedlie · · Score: 5, Funny

    about what the other hand is doing. "I tried to have phone sex, but the holes were too small" - Sage Francis

  3. example: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "yes, but is it left-handed?"

    1. Re:example: by the+chao+goes+mu · · Score: 1, Funny

      You're typing one handed while holding a rodent, and I'm the pervert?

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      Boys from the City. Not yet caught by the Whirlwind of Progress. Feed soda pop to the thirsty pigs.
  4. whaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Looks pretty armless to me ;-)

  5. Age old question answered! by elSpike · · Score: 5, Funny

    What is the sound of one hand typing?

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    elSpike out.
  6. Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Writer must be stuffed, this couldn't possibly become a successfu... oh Bruce Perens, ^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h
    Wow, great idea! Lets start coding! Where's the source-forge page?

  7. Still Doesn't Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    the fact that most people only type with two fingers which I guess will now be one finger...

  8. Re:Then you can't buy a one-handed keyboard for $2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "some blogger"!?

  9. Obligatory Simpsons Quote by laserbeak · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bart: Did, did you lose your arm in the war? Herman: My arm? Well, let me put it this way: Next time your teacher tells you to keep your arm inside the bus window, you do it!

  10. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine what you could do with two of those!

    1. Re:wow by autophile · · Score: 2, Funny
      Imagine what you could do with two of those!

      ...or a beo...oh, forget it.

      --Rob

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      Towards the Singularity.
  11. Small Laptops by Vandil+X · · Score: 3, Funny

    My small form factor ThinkPad has such a small keyboard, it's essentially one-handed.

    And it even comes with a nipple!

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    Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, START
    1. Re:Small Laptops by CRC'99 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or what we call, a 'clit stick' - cos we all know what it is, we all know where it is, but I'll be buggered if we can actually use it properly.

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      Sendmail is like emacs: A nice operating system, but missing an editor and a MTA.
  12. Re:Gaming Device by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is a gaming device. It is not a keyboard replacement. It has been around a long time. It also has no Linux drivers, so I'm not sure why it's in the "Linux" category.

    That would be because it has no Linux drivers and close to a third of the content of the post (there was little content to the post) was about the fact that coding a driver would be a great project. Oh and the other reason, Bruce Perens could write about "the contemplation of my navel" and the editors would put it on linux./.

  13. One hand on the keyboard, one hand on my ball... by StressGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...trackball that is, I find it an excellent way to use AutoCAD. ...oh...you didn't think that......

    you people are sick.... ;)

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    A goal is a dream with a deadline
  14. Re:Then you can't buy a one-handed keyboard for $2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I typed that command, and my keyboard still doesn't work.

  15. No Hands Mouse by otisg · · Score: 2, Funny

    If there is a 1-hand keyboard, is there a 2-hand mouse?

    I asked Google, and interestingly enough, it gave me just the opposite - a 0-hand mouse: No Hand Mouse.

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    Simpy
  16. Left-handed? Right-handed? QWERTY! by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    > "yes, but is it left-handed?"

    My QWERTY is just fine, as long as I use one hand at a time:

    Fred was a fat ass
    "Hop on my jolly polonium puppy, you union ho'..."
    Greedy Fred created extra stewardesses
    "Union ho?" I'll kill you!
    Badass stewardesses cratered Fred
    Unholy, huh?

  17. Re:Then you can't buy a one-handed keyboard for $2 by OrangeTide · · Score: 4, Funny

    The idea with open source is that it only takes one sucker to write the driver and the rest can benefit from the novelty of it.

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    “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
  18. Re:Left hand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    looks like there is only a left-handed model available :(

    Hardware problem.
    Talk to a surgeon, get that fixed.