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Jerry Falwell Wins Dispute Over Fallwell.com
setzman writes "According to this article from CNN, conservative minister Jerry Falwell has succeeded in shutting down a web site run by a gay activist on the domain fallwell.com. The judge said it was 'nearly identical' to the registered trademark 'Jerry Falwell' name and was likely to be confusing to Web surfers." (This was a Federal case, held in the 4th Circuit Court.)
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sucks.
Not offtopic. (it's about Falwell)
Not flamebait. (no replies are necessary)
Not a troll. (also no replies requested)
Not informative. (you already knew that)
Not insightful. (a blind man could see that)
Not interesting. (Lots of people suck. Some more than Falwell.)
I guess that statement just stands alone just the way it is. Use the over/under rated mods as you see fit.
No weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men.-Ronald Reagan
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - televangelist Jerry Falwell was found dead in his Alabama home this morning. Apparently he was found impaled on a Sybian fitted with a 14 inch black dong. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his theology, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
If Slashdot were chemistry it would look like this:Cadaverine
Jerry Falwell is a religious zealot thinly disguised as an ultra-conservative Christian.
www.fallwell.com is confusing to people who profess spelling as creative exercise.
9th circuit court would have allowed www.fallwell.com
The only thing new in this world is the history that you don't know.[Harry Truman]
In this case, Falwell.com does operate in the same realm of 'business" It's purpose is to counter Jerry Falwell ,and can be very misleading. Should I be able to open a new search engine and call it gogle.com?
Here's what he's really said - he belives homosexuality is wrong behavior and he has criticized the Disney corporation for "Gay Day", not for their open employment policies. He also has claimed that God may be allowing terrorists to attack America because of our evil works. His beliefs harmonize with the Bible, so if you think the Bible is all hooey then that's fine, but don't claim he just has these ideas because OMG HES A B1G07!!!!!11
Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
Which of them do I dislike more; christian preachers or gay activists?
It's a tough decision; christian preachers don't wanna stop telling me about Jesus and how he'd "save" me while they siphon the money of the disabled who wish for a miracle to make them "walk again", and gay activist don't seem to wanna stop disgusting me with their "pride" in flabby, pasty, acned, hairy and badly tanned bondage asses on their marches in the middle of my friggin' afternoon.
I'd say to hell with both.
Actually, there is a site dedicated to exposing the crimes of Slashdot's editors and working for a more fair moderation system: Anti-Slash.org. Check it out.
Amen brother a victory for the lord!
Put the vile homosexuals in their place with the evil satanic communists and the racist islamic bags of rags!
SMITE THE HOMOS