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SCO Linux Licenses Could Increase In Price
prostoalex writes "ZDNet UK says that, while SCO Group's legal department took a timeout from generating new lawsuits, their Linux license prices might be increased. 'Companies that license now may be able to do so cheaper than if they do so later,' [Blake] Stowell said. In the upcoming financials call, SCO expects to announce 6-figure revenue from its SCOSource division."
this new rule sucks balls
The 2006 Ford Focus 5-spd with roll-up windows and AM/FM radio will be selling with an increased pricetag of $25,000.
There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from the bread factory.
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. "Billy." "And what is your question, Billy?" "I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kids that they will continue after recess. When they resume, George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the heck happened to Billy?"
In one of its numerous forgeries, CmdrTaco, cmdrtaco@slashdot.org, the
homosexual Romanian Slashdot administrator of "VA Software", lies:
>Everybody knows that I have written this, as I did with everything that
>comes from timothy, CowboyNeal, etc.
>
>If you can't see me, you can smell me - it's the shit I have instead of
>brains.
Actually the "long-haired forger" is telling the truth. Although the notorious
net.terrorist has managed in the past to put other users' names on his sleazy
forgeries, this time he was too stupid to futz with the article number to
cover up his filthy trace. This height of idiocy is not impressive for a
webmaster, even for a so severely mentally retarded one. Now everbody indeed
knows that he had written this. Nor does the fascist pervert from hell have
shit or anything else for brains. He is a Romanian, therefore, a totally
brainless, dickless, spineless, gutless asshole. Disgusting Romanian faggots
are full of shit in all the other places, but there's not even shit in their
craniums. But if a stupid Romanian can post forgeries, so can we the smart
Russians, and much better too.
It is obvious from the headers that the wily Romanian is responsible for this
and all the other smut and forgeries on Slashdot, as well as for cancelling
the BSD Is Dying/In Soviet Russia precious articles. But the Iron Guard
evasive tactics will not save him from swift retribution. A joint KGB / Secret
Service hit team has already been dispatched to the Ann Arbor all-male
whorehouse where the "long-haired prick" works and resides, with the orders to
chop off his testicles and deliver them to Moscow. Pickled in a glass jar,
they will decorate the GNAA prayer rug. That'll teach the deranged forger, if
the "Anally Injected Death Sentence" doesn't get him first. Let the filthy
queers eat shit and die from AIDS.
Until this "wet job" is done, the demented forger continues to pollute
Slashdot with his filthy mind's vaginal secretions, earning him the soubriqiet
"cunt for brains", together with the curse of monthly nasal bleedings. The
forger picks his nose and posts the findings to Slashdot. He bends the truth
over and forces his deviant sexual fantasies down innocent news readers'
throats. But the glorious Russian KGB will put an end to his obscene
perversions.
To defecate on this Romanian swine would be to give it more attention than it
deserves. We will instead defecate on all of Romania (paying especial
attention to the forger's ancestral graves), urinate on the forger (he'll
probably enjoy it), and fully expose him, his mother's cunt, and all other
Romanian swines for the subhuman mutants that they all are. Let them pack
their shit and go back to the zoo where they came from. That should be easy
for the "long-haired pervert", since he can hardly post anything to Slashdot
without a big Russian prick being up his ass.
For starters, and in response to the popular demand, here is the solution to
the "Intelligence Test" problems about the Official Romanian Fascist National
Insignia and Symbols, forged by the same "cmdrtaco@slashdot.org" on August
6th:
Official Romanian National Coat of Arms: Monkey Rimming Cossack's Ass
Official Romanian National Flower: Toilet Mildew
Official Romanian National Bird: Manure Fly
Official Romanian National Animal: Cockroach
Official Romanian National Food: Mamalyga (fermented polenta)
Official Romanian National Drink: Russian Sperm
Official Romanian National Sport: Sucking Big Russian Cocks
Official Romanian National Hobby: Pocket Billiards
Official Romanian National Art Form: Public Masturbation on Slashdot
The prejudice against and contempt of Romanian fascists so universally
expressed by Russians, Ukrainians, Poles, Jews, Gypsies, Hungarians,
Bulgarians, Serbs, Croats, Bosnians, Greeks, Albanians, Turks, Gagauzes, and
everyone else who comes in contac
I'm sorry, but what in the world is that supposed to mean? I really don't get this joke.
Gag me with a penguin.
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