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Deleting Old Windows Update Uninstall Files?

Frozen-Solid asks: "With the release of Windows XP SP2, I got to thinking about how all of these windows updates leave their uninstall information 'just in case' you need to uninstall them for some random reason. However, after you've had them up and running for a few weeks/months/years and no longer need that backup information, is it safe to just delete those ugly hidden directories from the Windows directory or is there a 'safer' way to free up that wasted space? My current update backup collection is totaling over half a gig which could easily be better spent elsewhere."

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  1. Don't you dare delete! by GuyMannDude · · Score: 5, Funny

    Each of those Windows Update temporary files are a badge of honor to a geek. Football heros and motorcycle bad-boys have scars on their bodies with which they can impress the chicks. Think of all that excess crap on your computer as "cyber-scars". Next time you bring a date back to your apartment, wink at her coyly and tell her "I want to show you something that I don't show most girls." Then show her your directory filled with the remenants of your numerous battles with Windows Update. She'll get weak in the knees and be all over you. If you want to be extra-sure of making an impression, make sure to point out specific files and tell her a story about how you got that particular "scar." It would be best if your story involves orphans or kittens.

    Don't laugh. Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life!

    GMD

    1. Re:Don't you dare delete! by pyrrhonist · · Score: 4, Funny
      Don't laugh. Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life!

      Now thanks to your Jedi Mind Trick, the next time I'm in the throes of wild, passionate love with my significant other, suddenly, to her chagrin, I'll start screaming:

      "GuyMannDude, GUyMaNNDuDe, GUYMANDUDE, shit, GuYMAnnDudE!!!!"
      Thus ruining my chances of ever scoring again. Thanks a lot, jerk.
      --
      Show me on the doll where his noodly appendage touched you.
  2. Re:Reinstall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    The instructions you mention (and inadequately link to by not using anchor tags, curse you and that inserted space) are not the most efficient way to add the service pack to your install.

    For XP SP2, you only need to do this:
    Copy the I386 folder to your C: drive, unpack the SP2 file using Winzip to a directory called SP2, and then:
    CD SP2\update
    update.exe /integrate:C:\I386.

    Voila, when you install from this I386 directory, the necessary files will already be the SP2 versions. I did this yesterday, and did a clean install - Service Pack 2, no rebooting, no patches found on Windows Update. It also helps if you read up on the unattended install files and do a bit of setup with driver files - after a vanilla XP install, I need to install video drivers, motherboard updates, sound card drivers and a network card driver. Now they're all ready to go at startup, and my desktop even has the right resolution.

    Now if I just get it to disable all those unnecessary services, tweak the options, and silently install my favourite apps, I could reinstall every week!

  3. Re:Ask Slashdot? How about asking Google first.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    not everyone thinks about issues like this one (i hadn't), but thanks to this being here, i now know its cool to remove those files, so i can download 120 more megabytes of pr0n. thank you frozen-solid!

    if you don't like a blurb, read the summary and move on. why bitch about it? this is a free site, its not like you're paying them to provide you with relevant breaking news, are you?