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Super Ant Colony in Australia

Posted by michael on from the no-picnics-for-you dept.

JamesD_UK writes "Elissa Suhr of the School of Biological Sciences at Monash University has discovered a 100km long colony of Argentine Ants in Melbourne. With a reduced genetic pool compared to ants native to south America, the Melbourne ants have put aside their differences and formed a super colony. The Argentine Ant poses a threat to native ants who are unable to compete, affecting animals further up the food chain (such as the coast horned lizard in South California). With the average size of an Argentine Ant at 3mm, you could fit 30 million insect overlords along the length of this colony!"

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  1. I for one... by bubblewrapgrl · · Score: 2, Funny

    welcome our new super-ant overlords!

    1. Re:I for one... by adeyadey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ok, I'll be modded down for this, but..

      Do they run Linux?
      Or in soviet russia, does the ant colonise YOU!?
      Or should I imagine a beowulf cluster of ants?
      or..
      1) start an ant super colony in Melbourne..
      2. ???
      3. PROFIT!!

      Ok, ok, Im done..

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  2. It's no wonder they're so tough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Argentinean ants send all their convict ants to Australia. They are the worst of the worst sociopathic ants and if they start working together, one can only imagine the growth in picnic muggings and 8-armed sugar robberies.

  3. Colony? by Alomex · · Score: 4, Funny

    100km long colony of Argentine Ants in Melbourne.

    100km long???? That isn't an ant colony, that's the mother ship.

  4. It's gone GOLD! by numbski · · Score: 3, Funny

    Look! It's Microsoft Ant Farm 2004!

    New in this version:
    Uber-DRM Protection
    Ultimate Monopoly Powers
    Better Picnic Basket Raids
    Actual Murder of Competition

    Guaranteed 100% Bug-Free!

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    1. Re:It's gone GOLD! by ALeavitt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Guaranteed 100% Bug-Free!
      Until a week after it's released. Then some script kiddy will find a huge hole in the back of the ant farm that MS just happened to overlook. Soon bugs will be escaping, anyone with a modem and a brain will be able to open the back door to your ant farm, and MS will have to start releasing glue-on vinyl patches every couple of days. Don't worry, though you can always opt to auto-update, so that a Microsoft employee will break into your house at odd hours and install the patches himself. Of course, that won't stop the bugs from escaping, but that's because there are only so many patches that can be applied.

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  5. Queen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    How many queen ants are in a nest like this?
    I hope they find one giant ant in the middle the size of a school bus.
    Then the battle begins.

  6. Since the "Overlord" reference is already used, by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 3, Funny

    May I suggest that that's a helluva Beowolf Cluster of ants.

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  7. irrelevant babble by wildzeke · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have an aunt who lives in Australia. She doesn't like horned lizards very much.

  8. Re:Ant experts' comments... by ckaminski · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or the ants start eating sheep, spinning wool and launch their own winter clothing line.

  9. Re:More sources from my personal Web site... by Koyaanisqatsi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only on slashdot you see an article on ants and a very informative post on the same article by one "antdude" with ID on the lowest 100K.

    Ok, I'll call it a day, happy weekend you all :)

  10. Re:Meanwhile, in Argentina by S3D · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have to put bread, flour and sugar inside Ziploc bags to keep them out.
    You mean put some bread, flour and sugar into bags and place them near the nest every week or else...