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Hydra vs. Shredder
azaris writes "The powerful computer chess engine Hydra, running on a sixteen-way Linux cluster, is taking on the many times world champion engine Shredder in a match between the two chess super computers in Abu Dhabi, according to ChessBase.com. So far, Hydra is leading by two clear victories." S!: ChessBase also points to the announcement of a "64,000 square meter International Chess City" in Dubai, planned to cost US $2.6 billion, which "will feature 32 buildings designed to mirror the image of a traditional black and white game board."
Codename: Deep Thought.
Work is punishment for failing to procrastinate effectively.
GNAA 9/11 COMISSION REACHES STARTLING CONCLUSION
On Monday, August 2nd 2004, the GNAA
(Gay Nigger Association of America) 9/11 commission will release its
report on the events of September 11th, 2001 and the utter, Rucas-esque failure
of the government and GNAA's military to prevent, handle, or cover up the
attack. In a press conference this morning, GNAA president timecop released
the shocking conclusion of the report.
"lol, jews did wtc," said GNAA president timecop before spraying his viral
Gaynigger seed all over a crowd of reporters.
This conclusion is in direct contradiction to the US Senate report that "lol
sandniggers did wtc" that was released just a short time ago.
GNAA spokesnigger Penisbird held a press conference this morning where he
was quoted as saying "It is obvious why the Senate 9/11 Commission failed it so
badly: the presence of known Juden Joe Lieberman on the panel." This obvious
conflict of interests went unreported by most major news sources because of the
open anti-GNAA slant of almost every major organization.
Although the GNAA Commission still has more work to do, the apparent
ringleader was Federal Reserve Chairjew Alan Greenspan. Greenspan has been
quoted as saying that he supports a smaller economy in which he is the ultimate
master. Destroying the WTC was just the first step in what appears to be a
grand scheme to shrink the US economy to the size of his shriveled circumcised
penis.
President timecop stated that he supports a strong dollar to keep gold
jewelry (a staple of niggers) prices low.
Another conclusion of the panel was that the ops of #Politics played a
pivotal role in the success of the attack. The usually miserly organization
gave $2,000,000 to help fund the effort. They then continued with their
unwavering aid to Jews by spreading false evidence that led others to believe
that a bunch of sand niggers committed the attack. GNAA has promised a strong
retaliation against #Politics.
John Rockecenter was unavailable for comment at this time.
We didn't read the article because your little dirt-eating section of the world isn't important enough to bother with. If you didn't have oil we'd simply erase your piss-ant countries from our maps and be better off for it.
Get some real culture and some real goverments and maybe, just maybe, we'll give a rat's ass what you think!
Jesus! The middle east is one big racist cesspool and you have the aduacity to think you're countries are worth two whores in Texas?
Pedantic, nit-picky know-it-alls hardly contribute to intelligent conversation about recent issues of interest. I guess by "fun" I meant "non-asshole." Perhaps "enjoyable" would have been a better word. Posters like you and Flipmode, who has to refute an attempt at humor with facts, need a good slap to the face and a kick in the nuts. Intelligent converstation doesn't have to be dry and colorless ... there's a reason the funny moderation exists.
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If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.