Now Science Officer Smith can properly mod the spaceship's PS3/XBOX2/etc. for the long trip to Mars.
Firemarshall Bill sez
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Tumbleweed
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· Score: 4, Funny
"Lemme SHOWYASOMETHIN'!
Let's say, kids, that you're in space, doing all those amaaaaaazing astronaut duties, like, say, performing a SOLDERING EXPERIMENT!
There you are, performing your scientific experiments on soldering in space, with SUPERHOTSOLDER! Suddenly, your astronaut compatriot, who had the little spaceman's mexican meal packet, farts REALLY POWERFULLY in your direction, distracting your attention, and the SUPERHOTSOLDER goes right into yours eyes, blinding you for life!
Be careful up there, kids - space is dangerous and full of monsters and SUPERHOTSOLDER!"
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Now Science Officer Smith can properly mod the spaceship's PS3/XBOX2/etc. for the long trip to Mars.
"Lemme SHOWYASOMETHIN'!
Let's say, kids, that you're in space, doing all those amaaaaaazing astronaut duties, like, say, performing a SOLDERING EXPERIMENT!
There you are, performing your scientific experiments on soldering in space, with SUPERHOTSOLDER! Suddenly, your astronaut compatriot, who had the little spaceman's mexican meal packet, farts REALLY POWERFULLY in your direction, distracting your attention, and the SUPERHOTSOLDER goes right into yours eyes, blinding you for life!
Be careful up there, kids - space is dangerous and full of monsters and SUPERHOTSOLDER!"