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Microsoft Patents sudo
Jimmy O Regan writes "Justin Mason (of SpamAssassin fame) has this blog entry: US Patent 6,775,781, filed by Microsoft, is a patent on the concept of 'a process configured to run under an administrative privilege level' which, based on authorization information 'in a data store', may perform actions at administrative privilege on behalf of a 'user process'."
So SU me!
Probably redundant by now.
How? Everyone knows those Open Sores hippies stole everything anyways.
This post written under Gentoo-linux with an SCO IP license.
I thought crackers would have had the patent for sudo on Microsoft products long ago. You would have thought it would be easy for Microsoft to see that prior art.
man sudo >/dev/uspto
A process configured to run under an administrative privilege level, eh? excuse me a second... ah --- ah---- ahchoooooounixpriorart !
READY.
PRINT ""+-0
US Patent 6,775,786 : Filed by Microsoft : The concept of clicking a mouse button to perform a task.
Closely followed by...
US Patent 6,775,787 : Filed by Microsoft : The concept of intercourse to procreate.
Seriously, what is the world coming to. Corporates such as Microsoft should not be allowed to patent bogus things like this.
This is truly Capitalism at it's worst...what power have the US given these people!?
I'm not going to put it off anymore, I have an amazing idea and I'm off to patent it. Its a web based front end for system updates, see, it scans the system to determine what updates are needed, then only presents them to the user in such a way that they can see what updates are critical and which are just general enhancements. I'm going to make a mint.
"I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
> sudo rm -Rf windows
Yes, I always su root before using sudo so that I can run things as root.
" the concept of 'a process configured to run under an administrative privilege level' which, based on authorization information 'in a data store', may perform actions at administrative privilege on behalf of a 'user process'."
Hell, that sounds like Klez!
Everyone will start to cheer when you put on your sailin' shoes.
Seeong that the US has military and economic power to boot, we pass the laws that the US requests, and hope to stay alive. And of course the US passes the laws that Microsoft requests :)
This is not a signature.
msudo
Unix, an obscure operating system developed by bored researchers in an attempt to get a better game playing experience.
$ sudo mount -t vfat /dev/hdd1 /mnt/win1
Instant patent violation!
Actually, double patent violation: FAT and sudo.
Now pull down your pants, bend over and prepare to meet my lawyers.
-- Signed: Bill Gates
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
It's a pseudo-patent.
thanks, I'll be here all week....
I think MS has prior art on this one. Their programs have been executing at a higher than normal privilage level for awhile.
M$
A friend and I resolved a while back that we should file a patent for A protocol for expansion of the human race, and essentially describe the process of sexual intercourse in extremely vague terms.
After taking over all the porn sites in the world, we could start suing parents across the nation.
In fact, you should really just give me $699 today if you plan on having sex any time soon. The license is good for a whole year! (But only for one partner.)
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suwain_2
I vote for "10 yards and loss of down" as the penalty.
And people say MSFT doesn't invest in R&D. Brilliant!
That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
Perhaps, if the SCO actually has the IP rights it thinks it has, this might almost be a worthy lawsuit :)
Then again, then I wouldn't want either side to win....
I get the feeling more and more that Microsoft is doing something like this:
Manager 1: Wow! They accepted that patent! The USPTO is crazy! Even with a year or so of prior art!
Manager 2: Yeah, no kidding!
Manager 1: Let's try this one next. It's got 3 years prior art.
Manager 2: Wow! They accepted that one too! What morons!
Manager 1: Man...let's see just how crazy we can get here...let's go with 20 years prior art, and see if the dopes accept it!
Manager 2: LOL HAHA ROFLMAO! They took it! What planet do these guys live on?!?!
"City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
It would probably read more like:
But specifically, they'd be patenting C:\> .
End of Line.
M1: Alright, pay up.
M2: I can't believe this. (pays)
M3: Hey guys, 3 to 1 odds I don't get the patent on the 'long rectangular button which inserts a space character when pressed'. Who's in?
M1: $50 you don't get it.
M2: $200 for.
Error 404 - Sig Not Found
Sorry, SCO Already has a patent on that
I'm going to finally patent my wheel invention: method of locomotion friction reduction by way of a continuous radial surface concentric about an axis of rotation containing a bearing system, rigid support structure, solid or pneumatic contact surface, and verticle axis directional control attachment mechanism.
Got the idea when a guy dropped a cheese and it rolled down a hill. If he had been on one of my wheels, he could have caught up with his cheese.
Microsoft: hello I want to fill a patent request...
...but don't you first want to...
...well but there's this thing called prior...
Patent office employee: ok, granted!
Microsoft:
Patent office employee: NO NO NO I said granted!!
Microsoft:
Patent office employee: I SAID GRANTED!!
Microsoft: yeah but there was another pate...
Patent oggice employee: KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY!!! GRANTED YOU BIG-POCKET COMPANY!!!
Those who do not copy Unix are destined to reinvent it.
Religion is the main cause of atheism.
please don't give them any ideas...
They will never stop until somebody makes the
Those who do not copy Unix are destined to reinvent it
badly.
Read, L
Shouldn't that be, "Those who do not copy Unix are destined to patent it?"
you might actually get this patent killed in the process.
Would that be in the administrative process or in the user process?
killall sudo_patent
They could simply post on /.
stevejobs% sudo rm -rf * Microsoft
if it is not realistic then they have no business claiming the authority.
seriously, what is the percentage of invalid patents claimed. what would happen to the medical field if we gave them the out of saying, "well there were just too many organs and slimmy squishy things to find the appendix in time"
perhaps this is the front that needs to be taken to get software patents reformed.
SCO just patented a program that lets a super user run applications as you.
its called
suyou
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