Virus Writers Look Ahead: Target 64-bit Windows

Ashcrow writes "A new virus, named W64.Shruggle.1318 by Symantec, is being 'tested' on AMD64 machines running 64-bit Windows. While it is not currently a danger to 64-bit Windows users, it does show that virus writers are looking toward the future. The exploitable software in questions is currently unreleased outside of beta. News.com has the full article."

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GNAA Mops up Aimgirl Survivors

[Anonymous Coward]

GNAA Mops up Aimgirl Survivors.
AP Wire News, August 3, 2004

Earlier this evening, the GNAA Internet Infantry Regiment finished a final clean-up of AIMGIRL territory.

The website had previously been the victim of a vicious Gay Nigger attack, featuring recent initiate Tar-Baby as an "unwed teen mother" black operative and Gay gunner Relex blasting the underage emo bitches with suppressive Goatse fire support, as well as with his own nigger seed. The strike was reputedly a thorough rout of the aimgirl enemy, as all forums are currently disabled, and new registrations have been suspended on the website.

Among the many casualties are several entire threads, scuttled by desperate Aimgirl admins as they attempted to ward off the inevitable defeat at the hands and dongs of the GNAA. A Reuters press report regarding the incident can be found here.

Today, the Gay Nigger Infantry executed a daring raid on the aimgirl chatroom, effectively destroying the last stronghold of the young white bitches. In a statement released by Commanding Officer x_over_ln_x, he remarked that "For too long, these little white whores have been tempting our yet-to-be saved heterosexual brothers. We could not allow the jailbait to continue their reign of pre-teen buggery, as their victims have little to no chance of Gay Salvation". At the end of the attack, the once 42-user-strong chatroom was held by one squad of Gay Niggers, who celebrated their victory by masturbating onto a plate of cookies and chanting "LOL DONGS".

Despite their impressive victory, the GNAA Internet Infantry Regiment (Part of the GNAA Ministry of Flood) will not be sitting on their laurels. At press time, Gay Nigger Scouts are said to be forward-deployed at known anti-nigger websites Gamingforums and Gardenweb. GIIR CO x_over_ln_x refused to confirm or deny such reports, preferring to shoot hot semen over our reporter.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for members

Re:GNAA Mops up Aimgirl Survivors

[Anonymous Coward]

GNAA:

It has come to our attention that you have been obsessing over teenage girls for some time now. After reviewing the relevant facts, our commission has reached the following conclusions:

1. Obsessing over teenage white girls is niggerlike.

2. Obsessing over teenage white girls is completely non-gay. It's so straight you could have sex with a mare with it. Your cover story of protecting is obviously a ruse. The GNAA is perilously close to diluting its trademark homosexuality, and there is clearly grave danger.

3. To reverse the startling trend of apparent subconscious heterosexuality within the ranks of the GNAA, the commission recommends that the GNAA cease all activity on aimgirl and instead find a site populated primarily by teenage boys, and troll them with the goal of gay cyber sex. Continuing to troll a site populated by females reeks of heterosexuality.

4. Obsessing over teenage white girls is a time honored all-american activity, fitting for an Association of America. It is commonly known that the RIAA and MPAA are filled with pedophiles that have sex with underage girls and boys.

5. Based on the above conclusions, it has been determined that the NAA has been upheld, but the G has not. This situation must be rect(um)ified immediately through obsessing over boys.

6. The GNAA, facing reduced publicity and decreased investor interest, must focus on high-profile trolls of respected media outlets, like that apple thing, rather than wasting time on heterosexual abuse of teenage girls.

7. I heard somewhere in the news that there was this guy somewhere, who got on drugs, and ran naked though a restaurant stabbing himself and touching power outlets. Anybody know what happened? This should be right up your alley. (oh, gay pun! because puns are gay! oh, there was another one!)

8. this list is way too fucking long

9. #9 is classified for your protection

10. ???

11. Profit!

12. Why the hell are you reposting AP Wire News from August 3rd when it's like 3 weeks later already? The commission finds the GNAA fristage postage as stale as the cookies in your pants.

13. The commission, being a commission, empowered by said commission to duly determine the findings pertaining to the matters subject to the review of the commission, does hereby endorse the previously articulated findings of the commission.

Thank you,
the Commission for Reviewing Obsessive Trolls Commission of Homosexuality

Re:so what?

[Anonymous Coward]

> viruses?

It would of been funnier if you spelled VIRII properly.

Re:so what?

[Anonymous Coward]

It would have been funnier if you could spell properly. Dumbass.

Re:so what?

[Anonymous Coward]

YHBT. HAND.

Re:It's a good thing

[black mariah]

So really what you mean is...

"Those of us that get sexually excited by compiling kernels and tend to play with ourselves while reading Linus Torvalds interviews are doing okay, but the people that use computers for things other than making their online penis bigger are completely fucked."

Re:so what?

[Anonymous Coward]

And YOU have not understood that we were trolling on purpose!

Re:Interesting.

[Anonymous Coward]

64-bit processors are slower than 32-bit processors you dumbass troll.

I like to fuck monkeys

[Anonymous Coward]

in the ass