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Microsoft Unveils A Designer Mouse

Posted by timothy on from the roundy-and-curvy dept.

jeckil writes "Today Microsoft unveiled the new Starck mouse; a new shiny mouse designed to take the 'cool' from other mice such as Logitech or Apple. Microsoft is calling it the 'first museum-quality mouse.' Looks shiny enough to be on a museum display along with other succesful Microsoft products."

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  1. I'm thinking of a word.... by JoeLinux · · Score: 5, Funny

    and that word is......pretentious.

  2. Oh my. by maskedbishounen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks distubingly like a vibrator to me. But maybe that's just me. Back to my one handed surfing...

    --
    "An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program."
  3. This makes a lot of sense by Noksagt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only the maker of antequated operating systems would make a "museum quality" mouse.

  4. Wait a minute... by logic+hack · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your posting on Slashdot, how do you know what a vagina looks like?

    1. Re:Wait a minute... by drawfour · · Score: 5, Funny

      pr0n

  5. Re:puhhhhllleeeaaaassseee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think I've ever seen a really pretty mouse, though.

    I've always thought that Minnie Mouse was kind of hot.

    Oh shit, this isn't the furry forum! *NO CARRIER*

  6. Re:Design? by pyrrhonist · · Score: 5, Funny
    The first time I held my MX500 my first comment was "It feels like a well formed breast I'm touching here, filling my hand in all the right places

    CAN'T... LEAVE.. THIS.. ONE.. ALONE... ARRRrRRGGgghh!

    Dear Penthouse,

    I never thought it could happen to me! I was in Fry's the other day trying out at an MX500. I was considering purchasing the mouse, when a very attractive sales girl came my way. Attractive is an understatement. She was simply gorgeous, with long flowing blonde hair, a tight ass, and full large breasts.

    "How do you like it?", she asked.

    My first comment was, "It feels like a well formed breast I'm touching here, filling my hand in all the right places." I was taken aback by my faux pas of saying such a thing in front of such a fetching member of the opposite sex, but she just smiled.

    "Do you want a comparison?", she said knowingly. I couldn't help noticing her shaply bosoms beneath her tight shirt. I imagined her moaning as I gently massaged her nipples to their full one and a half inch lengths.

    She motioned me to follow her. I couldn't help staring at her backside. She had on tight jeans reavealing a perfect ass. I could not get the vision out of my head of thrusting my purple-headed warrior deep within her quivering mound of love-pudding. I started to feel a tightness in my loins.

    "This is a new mouse by Microsoft", she said stopping at the next display, "It's designed by S+arck."

    My excitement died. That mouse is ugly.

    - Killjoy NL

    Sorry. I had to.
    --
    Show me on the doll where his noodly appendage touched you.