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New Lubricant Leads To Faster Hard Drives

Posted by timothy on from the sloopery dept.

azav writes "We all know about Moore's Law as it applies to chip speed but little attention is publicly made to the challenges of increasing speed in hard drives. A recent discovery in polyester (yes, polyester, you disco baby) lubricants will allow for faster and longer lasting hard drives."

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  1. Re:FIRST ANAL "HARD DRIVE" LUBRICANT POST! by sqrt(2) · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    How can the first post be redundant!? He was the FIRST one to make a sex joke! If anything, all the ones AFTER this are redundant.

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  2. Go ahead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    and mod me up +5 Funny. This one's just too easy.

  3. Question for the homosexuals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Dear Queers:

    I have never had sex with men or in any way ever been attracted to men. However, sometimes when I'm masturbating, I feel tempted to stick my finger up my butt. I have never actually done this, but the temptation is often present. Also, when I wipe myself after a bowel movement, I often wipe vigorously and repeatedly because it causes me a somewhat pleasurable sensation.

    Am I gay?

    Sincerely,
    Confused About Urges To Stick Finger Up Butt

  4. KY is pleny good enough LUB -- so says GF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic



    KY is pleny good enough LUB -- so says GF. Works for even witches' tits' dryness.

  5. Re:mod this spammer down! by karmatic · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Huh?!?!

    I have placed a total of _one_ "free ipod" messages in _one_ of my post.

    How the heck is this mass spamming? Check the stupid referral IDs. Find _one_ other post of that has the same id.

  6. ugh. what about faster erections and orgasms?! by KingPunk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    hah. who cares about my hard drive!
    what about the hard on?
    when will they design a better lube for faster
    and more sustained orgasms, and longer, thicker and harder erections? pesh!

    i guess this is a "geeks world" ;)