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MultiTheftAuto Development Continues
MultiTheftAuto Team writes "Today, MultiTheftAuto have released the first information about their new core technology that will be deployed in future versions of MultiTheftAuto. The new core technology, codenamed 'blue', offers many of the features that have been requested by the software's users over the last year and a half, these include: Support for boats, support for firing from vehicles, support for drive-bys, and support for planes. As well as supporting all these features, the new core will introduce a revolutionary new way of writing modifications for Vice City, combining the existing methods with a fully integrated C++ add-on system, giving anyone who wishes to the ability to create complex and exciting mods, far beyond the possibilities of 'traditional' methods."
But 7 of the developers have been shot and killed, 4 more are in the hospital recovering, 12 are in jail, and 3 are missing.
I knew I liked boys. Gym class was something special to me, not because I was interested in atheletics, but because of the showers afterwards. I would always take off my clothes and enter the shower, whether I needed it or not, just to look at all the other naked boys. One boy in particular, Todd, attracted me. He was my height, with beatiful blond hair and a swimmer's build. In fact, both Todd and I were on the swim team. When swimming, I had often noted the bulge in his speedos. On occassion, I caught him checking out the bulge in my own speedos. When I watched him undress in the locker room, my eyes fixed on his hot, cut dick as it strange into view, precum dripping from the head down the shaft. My owm dick was invariably hard as a rock, and also dripping pre cum, just from seeing all the naked boys with their hot dicks and balls and asses.
After several weeks of enjoying the sight of Todd's beautiful penis, one day we were alone in the shower, and Todd brushed up against me. I could feel my dick hardening under the touch of leg against my sex-organ. He looked at me and smiled. His own dick was rock hard and jabbing me in the stomach. Carefully, I reached out and grabbed his penis in my hand and started pumping. In a few seconds, I felt his hand jerking me off while sliding a couple of his fingers in my tight anus. Then I sank to my knees and took his hard dick into my mouth. A few minutes of enthusiastic sucking, and he came in torrents into my mouth. I smiled and swallowed the sperm in my mouth, then licked his penis clean. We took turns sucking, fucking and rimming each other, while he fisted me, and we both peed into each other's mouths. We had sex like this for several months before Todd whispered into my ear his desire to cut my penis off. He also wanted to cut my balls and sac off, and cook them and eat them. I couldn't believe it! This had been the thing I most wanted in the world, so I said yes.
The next day, at his house, we had wild wet, sex, the last time my dick and balls were to be used for anything. He sucked my dick, and when I came, I squirted my last load of sperm into his mouth, which he greedilly swallowed. With his parents gone, this was the ideal time to nullify me, and he lost no time getting to work. I was naked, standing up with my hard dick resting on a paper cutter, my penis tied off at the base. With a brief countdown I braced myself. Todd slammed the blade down as hard as he could. The blade sliced through my gay penis like it was butter, and I yelled through the ball-gag in my mouth. He quickly stopped the bleeding before moving on towards my testicles and scrotum. He simply tied a tight piece of wire around my sac, and suddenly cut my balls of with a kitchen shears. I looked in wonder at my bear crotch as Todd sliced my severed penis down through the middle, makeing two halves, each with a half shaft and half dick-head. He rinsed my penis halves lightly, then tossed them into a sizzling frying pan. Almost immediately, the delicious smells of my frying penis hit the air. My cooking penis was soon followed by my balls, which he dumped out of my severed scrotum into his hand. He tossed my balls into a big deep-frying pressure cooker, after first breading them in a coating of flour, crushed crackers, egg, and pepper. In a few minutes, he checked my cooking dick to see if it was done. The tines of a fork passed easily through the shaft and the head, trailing clear liquid. Todd took my cock off of the fire and arranged the two halves on two plates. Soon my deep-fried balls and deep-fried scrotum joined the halve of my penis on the two plates, and we each at a penis half and a ball, with a crispy scrotum piece, coated with Todd's sperm as desert.
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and goes 'wha?'
Is this a floor wax? A Dessert topping?
"Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus."
...the same one they use to make 'blue' movies?
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
After sometime those who are funding this will deploy their resources elsewhere and then one of the developers will come out with this thing called UniTheftAuto. This will soon become very popular but will be closed source. Then someone will write its clone and release it under an open source license and the new game will be called LinTheftAuto and will challenge Microsofts flagship games and the X-Box. Yeah, trust me. Thats exactly what happened to Multics
I was reading through the blurb and thinking "alright schweet, they're open sourcing it!"
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Guess not, but, I guess i'll be the one to say it, is this not a little excessive? I mean, we seem to going more and more to the direction of Rome and gladiators with the amount of outright violence that is considered entertainment.
When did we cross the threshhold to where beating a hooker was not enough?
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The Crips have been offering support for drive-bys for ages.
And then reality kicked in.....Phew!
..........FULL STOP.
Microsoft Word to my mother?! Not on your life buddy!!! GNU software to you, your mother and everyone else on your block!
awsome. open sores for everyone.
Does anyone else who was alive from the Gerald Ford years or earlier see this as a really, really weird post?
Why, yes, I AM a Pagan Libertarian.