Samsung Introduces Phone With Hard Drive
swight1701 writes "It is being reported that Samsung has shown what it claims is the world's first mobile phone that incorporates a hard drive. The model, V5400, is integrated with a 1" hard drive with 1.5GB of capacity. Other features of the phone include - 2.2" LCD display, an MP3 player, electronic book reader, and Korean-English dictionary. Samsung has also included a built-in microphone to enhance the audio in the phone's camcorder feature. The included dual-speakers allow the user to listen to music with a 3D appeal."
loid_void adds a link to this Reuters story, too.
So I'm sitting around my house thinking of who to call for some afternoon fun, and I decide that probably the best way is to look up the pictures in the dating service via my cellphone. You see, now they can download those pictures directly to the internal memory after I fill out a quick subscription form on their W-HTML page.
So I scroll through the list of escorts and finally find a girl that I like. With the additional memory that the hard disk offers me, I don't have to go scrounging around for her phone number, it is stored along with her hi-res picture. I dial and she says she will be over in 2 hours.
I hang up and press the menu button to save the last call in memory. That way I can use it as a form of recorded verbal contract in case she is a no-show.
With a couple hours on my hands, I decide to take a shower and primp myself for her arrival. Let me tell you, washing "everywhere" is tough when you've got a belly like a bowl full of jelly. On second thought, I probably don't have to tell you.
So I get all the crumbs and dried up stuff rinsed off my body and I lay down on the couch with my cellphone firmly in hand. The phone has downloaded more free TGP for me using the script I wrote especially for it in Perl. This kind of thing never would have been possible without a serious filesystem.
So I sit down with my cellphone porn and just pleasure myself.
The doorbell rings and "Bubbles" is at the door. I let her in and she proceeds to quickly and clinically take her clothes off and then my clothes off. Though this seemed a little cold and distant, I can't say that I wasn't aroused.
She hopped up on top of me and slid my member into her with no trouble at all. That's when I realized that she had just come from another john. I did my business and promptly kicked her out. So that's why she "needs two hours." Bitch.
Anyway, the upshot of all this is that I had the cellphone camera running the whole time recording the whole episode. Without the large hard drive, I never would have been able to save the encounter for future playback. All 49 seconds of the glory.
Storage space is good. The more the better.
The included dual-speakers allow the user to listen to music with a 3D appeal.
Also glory flame and exite! Light fuse and get away. Spinning color and loud report.