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New Ring Discovered Around Saturn

HunahpuMonkey writes "BBC News is reporting that 'scientists using the Cassini probe have found a new ring and one, possibly two, new objects orbiting Saturn.' The article also notes that the discoveries are in the planet's contorted F-ring region. The ring of new material seems to be associated with Saturn's moon Atlas."

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  1. Saturn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    That planet sure has a lot shit around it.

  2. rings by DrCash · · Score: -1, Redundant
    Sure beats a new ring around Uranus!

  3. I don't know how that region looks... by eric_ste · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The "contorted F-ring region"

    But that region is really my favorite woman bodypart ;)

  4. Still doesn't answer the burning question.. by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: -1, Redundant

    What about the ring around Uranus?

    :zing:

  5. Re:Uranus .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I would suggest that Saturn has a lot of rings, but Uranus has a lot of shit around it too.

  6. Someone had to say it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    They have found a new ring around Uranus! :)

  7. Oh here we go again... by Shoten · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Cue the silly jokes about "a ring around Uranus".

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  8. Jokes? by xee · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Where are the comments about finding new rings around uranus? Surely some slashdotters out there have found a few of those tonight, eh? Or how about "moon" being defined, as I always thought it was, as my ass in a car window with pants pulled down.

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  9. Re:Stupid Answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Hey, Buddy, don't dangle that in public

  10. Re:First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    You fail it, no one ever fucks anyone on Slashdot!!!

  11. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Scientists at NASA made a formal announcement today about their discovery of a ring around Uranus.

    Yep, couldn't help it. :-)

  12. Obligatory joke by Old+Telco+Guy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Oh! Oh! There's a ring around....

    ....

    Oh, this isn't Uranus.

    Damn you!

    Damn you to hell!