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Space Station Dogged By Oxygen Problems

Alien54 writes "All of the Russian made Elektron oxygen generators on the International Space Station have failed. The three Elektron units on board the space station are the last of their kind. The company that manufactured them has gone out of business, and the engineer who almost single-handedly made the final adjustments of flight units died several years ago. Reportedly he retained some 'trade secret' about the final adjustments of the devices -- and it died with him. But NASA is not alarmed."

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  1. Later in the news... by M1FCJ · · Score: 3, Funny

    Two astronauts do the kiss of life, transferring oxygen between each other because American astronaut won't let the oxygen cylinder go.

  2. Temporary fix by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    If we could trap all the hot air from the presidential campaign in a big balloon and release it just as the ISS went by, maybe they could catch it and use it to keep the station going for a few more weeks.

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    1. Re:Temporary fix by LastToKnow · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're suggesting that people actually live off that stuff? I'm sure most people would rather suffocate.

  3. But NASA is not alarmed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course not, plenty of oxygen down here.

  4. Talking out of my ass by SimianOverlord · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's obvious what the "trade secret" is. The final part of the hose had been held on with a piece of chewing gum, and it's now become too dried and brittle to hold it together.

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    Meine Schwester ist sehr, sehr reizvoll - Nietzsche
  5. Push a random button by cL0h · · Score: 3, Funny

    Reportedly he retained some 'trade secret' about the final adjustments of the devices -- and it died with him.

    "Eenie meenie miney mo."
    click

    Nuclear meltdown averted!!

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    cL0h
  6. OSS. by iMMersE · · Score: 5, Funny

    See, this is what happens when you use ISS. You should have used OSS. You get free and open oxygen that way.

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  7. Actually the crew isnt worried either about oxygen by imr · · Score: 2, Funny

    They have received their doom3 copy a few weeks ago and have locked themselves in various places of the station since. Oxygen is the least of their terror right now, but the banging on the walls of the station on the other hand....

  8. We have them already. by infernalC · · Score: 2, Funny

    They are public libraries.