Assault Weapons Ban
An anonymous reader writes "With all the Constitutional arguments that appear on /., perhaps some readers might be interested in this BBC Article about the expiration of the Clinton assault weapons ban. Both presidential candidates have spoken in favor of it, but no one is willing to vote to keep it."
The quotation is a well known fake. The typewriter font it is written in did not exist in Washington's day.
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how am I going to kick the ass of a foreign army, marauding zombies, or invading aliens if I don't have a handy, insanely large supply of firepower?
Not with an Uzi, that's for sure. Everyone knows that nothing beats the good ol' American-ness of a shotgun blasting everything that moves. Especially zombies.
If you get nervous, just remember that there are a few billion other people who don't really give a damn.
Down boy! Just because you can respond to every attempt to be humorous with an overly-earnest attempt to create a "teachable moment" doesn't mean you have to.