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Gnaa, Nigeria
We at the GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) would like to wish you seasons greetings on this most glorious day.
As we reach the third anniversary of the momentous destruction of two large ugly buildings by the highly trained agents of mossad (Israels notorious anti-gentile secret service), and the war against sandniggers everywhere that ensued, we have entered into what is widely recognised as a golden age of trolling. This could not have been possible without the assistance of YOU!
Without the glorious genocidal activites of hooknosed Jews, the gulliblity of pinko Slashbots soaking up whatever Michael Moore shits out, the whining of eurotrash clinging to the tattered remnants of Socialism, and of course, without the poorly washed Muslims who, as we speak, continue their holy and righteous Jihad against the evils of the Israeli Bus Service. Without these people, without you people, our jobs would be so much more taxing, and far less rewarding.
As your family gathers around the Osama Tree to exchange your gifts of toy Boeings and charred Firemen, we at the GNAA hope that you can all get together in celebration. To pass down your memories of the shock, awe, and arousal you felt. To recall your joy as your anti-Bush FUD was modded to +5, insightful. To remember your hilarious puns at the size of John Kerry's chin, and how they earned you +o in #politics. To giggle girlishly at how your crippling zergrush wowed all who viewed your rancidly coloured MIDI infested xanga blog.
But most importantly of all. The GNAA would also like to issue our fondest desire for world peace. And hold firm in our resolve that the bloodshed can only be resolved through the pacifying and unifying acts of male-on-male sodomy and fellatio, and through a peaceful male-only world. Can the leaders of the world put aside their differences once and for all and love their fellow man? Can we swap our rusty kalashnikovs for a warm meaty dong? Our explosive belts for exploding rectums? We can only hope.
Happy Holidays!
From The Gay Nigger Association of America
About WTC
The World Trade Center (WTC) was built in the 1960's by well-known drug-addicted architect Guy Niguere. On massive levels of barbiturates at the time, Niguere made many mistakes in the design of the building, both structurally and stylistically. This led to the towers easy destruction by the Israeli.
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well, a vote for nader is a vote for bush :
Slashdot's motto is "News for nerds. Stuff that matters." Personally, with many of our civil liberties hanging in the balance, including those that allow many Americans to freely access and propagate data, I am unable to cite a more relevant subject than this election. This matters.
Do you like German cars?
Fucking hell, it's not like anyone's vote is going to fucking matter. Your vote counts for precisely dick unless you live in a swing state. Also, your vote counts for precisely dick if you live in a county that uses those fucking Diebold machines, which are still in use, because apparently it's too hard for (a) reporters and (b) the public to understand the concept of 'doesn't fucking work'.
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Geek: Holy shit! These things don't work! See? [proof]
Reporter: You smell. I distrust you.
Diebold Weasel: Our machines are full of Christmassy joy.
Reporter: Your hair is silver, and wavy. I wish to fellate you.
Seriously, kids. We're on the eve of the most massive, most egregious voting fraud in the history of our nation. And it's not news. Fucking great, eh?
It's like those fucking 'intelligence' exams that went
1. Read all the instructions.
2. Put your name on the paper in indestructible Sharpie.
65. Don't do anything. Ignore everything else on this page. If you read all the instructions, you wouldn't have written anything. Else, you fail it!
Except it's
64. Watch the debates, and form an opinion of who has the better hair.
65. Oh, right. Your vote doesn't count. See you next time! Thanks for legitimizing a manifestly corrupt and broken election system!
The old methods of manipulating the electorate via subtle and not-so-subtle propaganda are do dated. Best to just pick the winner and not mess around with all this voting shit. This election is too important to be left to the voters!
--grendel drago
Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca