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Third-Party and Independent Ballot Status
jsrjsr writes "Ballot Access News reports on the number of states where various candidates will be on the ballot. The site also contains a wealth of news about ballot access and other election-related issues."
Kang: "It's a two-party system. You have to vote for one of us."
Person in crowd: "I believe I'll vote for a third party candidate!"
Kodos: "Go ahead - throw your vote away!"
(Pan to Ross Perot in crowd punching though his hat)
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Kodos: "All hail President Kang!"
Marge: "I can't believe we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of."
Homer: "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos."
There is no sig, there is only Zuul.
Don't throw away your vote by voting Republican!
Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundat
See, I find the above absolutely hilarious, since libertarians want to DE-regulate everything, and making a law that you can't poll people would be completely against their principles.
On a side note, the problem I have with libertarian ideology is the same problem that i have with communism ideology: It just doesn't account for human nature.
Everything seemed to be going so nice
'till the end of all beings punched right through the ice
I live in Minnesota. Wanna try and convince me that voting for a third part throws away my vote?
The Braying and Neighing of Barnyard Animals Follows.