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Rio Carbon MP3 Has A 5G CF To Be Cannibalized
GlucoPilot writes "This guy bought a Rio Carbon Mp3 player because he figured he could rip the 5GB CF Card out of it. He did, and put it in his prosumer 6MP digital camera. Now he can take 1,500 six-megapixel pics in one sitting. Oy." The card is apparently a 5GB Microdrive, note, not 5GB of Flash memory.
Creative redesigned theirs after cannibals bought too many of them for camera use. The new MuVo2 has a proprietary connector now. Why should creative care - they got their money! Fcukers!
Last night, I was on my way home from work and ran into michael, the famous slashdot editor. I, of course, attempting to be polite, said hello. He, of course, had a different idea.
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You see, fellow slashdot readers, michael is a homosexual. We can use logical reasoning (commonly known as modus ponens) to deduce something about this. Let's consider the statement "If you are a homosexual, you are a guy who enjoys having sex with other guys." We have no doubts that michael is a homosexual, and, because the implication stated above is true, we can deduce logically that michael must enjoy having sexual intercourse with guys. Understanding this is important to the rest of my story.
After I said hello to michael, he ran toward me at full speed and pinned me against a wall in the rest area we were both stopped at. Well, they say that the majority of homosexual activity occurs in rest areas, and this one was no exception. What followed was a brutal anal rape from michael. "But how did he rape you, AC?" you might ask. "Everyone KNOWS michael has a microscopic penis." Well, simple - it was a reverse rape.
He held a gun to my head and said if I didn't rape his ass and cum in his rectum, he would shoot me. Now, I have a wife and kids so I didn't want to die. So, naturally, I began to brutally rape michael's ass. He enjoyed it and prematurely ejaculated before I had the chance to blow holy nigger seed down his holiest of holes. He broke it off and told me if I told anyone, he would have CowboiNeal and CmdrFaggot come chop off my enormous penis and ass rape me with it. That is why I am posting anonymously - I don't want michael and Cowboi to come take anal advantage of me again.
I feel used and utterly ashamed.
So please, slashdot readers, tell michael NO MORE ANAL RAPE FANTASY REENACTMENTS AT THE EXPENSE OF SLASHDOT READERS! The abuse must end someday
Twitter, you're a petulant cock-gobbling sycophant to Linux Torvaldyos! Quit taking DP from ESR and RMS's feculent cocks and why don't you try to stop sucking quite so much? Get out of your parents' basement and see the real world - maybe then you'll see how pathetic you sound, with your neverending stream of bullshit about how Microsoft is stalking you. Wasn't it you who said that Microsoft believes your insane ranting is actually a threat to them, so they PAY PEOPLE to reply to you on Slashdot? No sir, I don't get any money. I do it for the love. Someone has to go up against your paranoid whining. So get back in your cage and shut the fuck up already.
Twitter, you're a petulant cock-gobbling sycophant to Linux Torvaldyos! Quit taking DP from ESR's and RMS's feculent cocks and why don't you try to stop sucking quite so much? Get out of your parents' basement and see the real world - maybe then you'll see how pathetic you sound, with your neverending stream of bullshit about how Microsoft is stalking you. Wasn't it you who said that Microsoft believes your insane ranting is actually a threat to them, so they PAY PEOPLE to reply to you on Slashdot? No sir, I don't get any money. I do it for the love. Someone has to go up against your paranoid whining. So get back in your cage and shut the fuck up already.