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First Americans May Have Been Australian

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the so-spew-the-slang-thickly dept.

DarthVeda writes "There are some surprising new findings that suggest the first inhabitants of America may have come from down under rather than Siberia. The research is based off of 'distinctive' skulls that predate known Native American skulls. The researchers intend to use extracted DNA to help prove their findings."

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  1. Suddenly... by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 3, Funny

    the Outback restaurant at the Indian casino makes sense. G'Day Kemosabe!
    (Advance apologies to the cultures I just insulted)

    --
    Arrogance is Confidence which lacks integrity. -- me
    1. Re:Suddenly... by dtungsten · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know what's funnier, "G'Day Kemosabe!" or the fact that GOD ALMIGHTY has to apologise for it.

  2. Re:all criminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I thought Americans were created in America many milennia ahead of all other races such that they could appear advanced in a god-like way and rule the world with their supremacy, which was handed to them by god himself.