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Jonathan Schwartz Shows 32-Way UltraSPARC Chip

Megaslow writes "The latest entry in Jonathan Schwartz's blog has pictures of Sun's Project Niagra chip, with 8 cores * 4 threads per core for a 32-way computer on single chip. He also shows what looks to be a test rig reportedly already up and running Solaris 10."

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  1. Jonathan Schwartz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wow.

    Can someone say haircuit?

    1. Re:Jonathan Schwartz by michael+path · · Score: 2, Funny

      Would that be like, the merging of 'haircut' and 'circuit'?

      I'll try.

      'HARE-kit'.

      How'd I do?

    2. Re:Jonathan Schwartz by spektr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can someone say haircuit?

      This man clearly has no time to support his hair, because it is not part of his core business. Haircuts designed by an underpaid committee simply don't cut it. We suggest that he should open source his haircut using a GPL style license and let the community do all further development. ESR is already preparing a groundbreaking new paper named "The wig museum and the hairdresser's shop".

  2. Wow by lewp · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know what I'd do if I had one of these?

    Two chicks, man.

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  3. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    Eh?!

    Its says 32-way Think bigger!

  4. Apparently Not Such a Powerful Chip After All by The+Other+White+Meat · · Score: 2, Funny

    So far, there have been like 8 posts on this article, and the article itself seems to have been slashdotted. If they have Four Processors per Poster, you'd think they could keep the page up...

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  5. blergh by gustgr · · Score: 2, Funny

    BLOGS.sun.com

    enough said.

  6. I'd be ALL SET FOREVER by gunnk · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd be all set FOREVER if I could only get 20 of these! I mean...

    640 Processors should be enough for anyone! :-)

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  7. solaris 10 predictive self healing by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 4, Funny

    After upgrading the Sun server on our network to Solaris 10, all of a sudden the Exchange server stopped working, our Primary Domain Controller went tits up, and the W2K DHCP Server went offline. I've gotten six phone calls in the last 10 minutes from people calling to ask why their workstations say "Welcome to Looking Glass" when they log in. ;)

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  8. Re:solaris fan by Quixote · · Score: 4, Funny
    A system built for internet workloads

    ... and slashdotted already ;-)

    Back to the drawing board again, eh, Jonathan?

  9. Re:Wow by Xpilot · · Score: 4, Funny

    It says "Niagra chip", not "Viagra chip".

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  10. Re:Blog? by Bender_ · · Score: 1, Funny

    It may help to use the right spelling, it is: P O M P O U S

  11. Re:Sounds Pretty Bitter by rs79 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Schwartz's blog may not be representative of the general corporate attitude at Sun, but he comes across as bitter and even hostile.

    He's a programmer. You're lucky he cleaned up that well for a photo.

    Beware of smiling programmers.

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  12. Re:Wow by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I first read the headline, I thought it said "Nigeria" not "Niagra" and all I could think of was what the boot messages would look like....

    I am of great luck that I have found you in my booting time of need. ...
    Before my father passed away he moved 32 MILLION BYTES of CACHE to a daughter board on the pci bus. I have contacted the pci controller, and explained your GRANT request. ...
    I need you to send me a copy of your PID, your UID, your address and your IRQ.

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  13. Has anyone noticed.... by thewiz · · Score: 2, Funny

    that the motherboard and CPU combo that he shows on his blog has no memory on it? Must be one of those magical motherboards to be running Solaris 10 with no memory.

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  14. Re:What is Open? by Decaff · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do you take me for an idiot? Scalability is exactly that. By definition.

    No offence intended! I have seen (and used) many systems where software was placed on large arrays of processors, but made poor use of them. Its like putting a go-kart on a 5-lane motorway.