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Turn Your House Plants Into Speakers
thermopile writes "According to this story, your everyday houseplants could be turned into room-filling speakers. Called Ka-on ('Flower Sound' in Japanese), the machine consists of a donut-shaped magnet and coil at the base of a vase that hooks up to a CD player, stereo or TV. Prices range from $46 to $460. I don't know about you, but I'd hate getting fragged by that plant over there while playing Doom 3..."
Three of Nine
How would those work as a headset?
The system had the verbosity of HTML combined with all the readability of compiled assembly viewed as bitmap images
... those really annoying plants that dance with the music!
for more accurate sound. Ipod -> FM transmitter -> Tube radio -> Flower...
"The plant is happy listening to music," says Gotoh, showing off a rubber plant hooked up to Ka-on in his Tokyo office. "Gerberas and sunflowers work especially well as speakers."
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I'm not sure I'll take horticultural advice from someone who has a _rubber_ plant on his desk
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"The chances of a demonic possession spreading are remote -- relax."
Has anyone studied has this affects the life expectancy of affected plants? I guess it may depend on the music you play. If you play Kenny G, they won't last a week. Celine Dion, maybe 2.
Simpy
This is one good thing to dupe stories:
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"This is pretty cool, especially for some geeks that are high on gardening."
:P
I'm sure they'll sell millions, as most geeks can keep a plant alive[/sarcasm]
I think this would be more of a boost to the gardening industry than anything else, buying myself a new plant every week so I can listen to my music
-Kenneth Sundby-
Now, well...if a tree makes a sound, and there's no one around to hear it - can it still fry your amplifier?
I am amazed that you managed to make that point without mentioning soviet russia... new here?
This is one good thing to dupe stories:
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;-)
You can always increase your karma by re-posting all the comments modded +5
Oh, wait, do you mean comments from the original stories?
Tedious Bloggy Stuff - hooray?
Having such plants would be an expensive hobby... have you never felt the need to strangle your coworker or that one know-it-all kid in class who used to let everyone know that he or she knew all the answers to the test you were writing while you were sweating over the question "Name:" by humming contently?
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You probably WERE that kid ;).
On the other hand... this is
Turn cockroaches into USB Flash memories?
The best planning can be done after the project completes.
You think this'll ruin the Vogons' perfect stereo arrangement when they come and blow up the earth for that new intergalactic bypass?
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I hooked this up to a bowl of petunias and the speakers blurted out "Oh no, not again."
I figure if I knew why it did this I'd know a lot more about the nature of the universe.
bytesmythe
Hypocrisy is the resin that holds the plywood of society together.
-- Scott Meyer
my speakers just died.
;)
And the way my plants hold up, i'd have to buy new
speakers every two weeks.
Imagine playing Zero Wing with plant speakers. To hear a flower saying to you:
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
That would be bizarre.
Maybe you could combine the two ideas and produce a burning bush that talks.
Arm your tin-foil hats! Even the PLANTS are listening!!
In mother Japan, flower speaks to YOU.
Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!
"Don't waste your time or time will waste you" -MUSE
I just got this new geranium and you've gotta hear it? Sweet treble, clear midtones, and WICKED bass!
We may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode. -Capt. Mal Reynolds
Speakers, bah! I'm looking for a way to turn plants - say, all the trees in my garden - into microphones, so I can eavesdrop (leavesdrop?) on people who might be plotting against me. Anyone who knows how to do this should email dsidious@imperialpalace.coruscant.gov.
Don't blame me, I voted for Durga.