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Bush vs. Kerry on Science
chrisspurgeon writes "The science journal Nature put 15 questions to Senator Kerry and President Bush. Read the candidates' responses on topics such as stem cell research, greenhouse emissions, and manned spaceflight to Mars."
GNAA reveals the truth - Nigger Operatives Responsible
MudanJiang, People's Republic of China: 13 August 2004
The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear explosion. With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately lying to the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.
"We did it", the words of Gay Nigger Association President timecop. Nigger agent Relex is believed have penetrated deep into DPRK territory and conducted sabotage missions culminating in the recent Nuke blast. His weeklong absence from #GNAA (on irc.gnaa.us) was cause for suspicions that dangerous operations were afoot. Intelligence sources indicate that Relex did not have enough time to escape the lethal zone of the warhead, and was well within its kill radius at the time of detonation.
A pink ROFLcopter was seen speeding across the DPRK-Chinese border late Saturday night. Murmurs of Relex's successful extraction were confirmed finally on Sunday, 12 August by his personal appearance in #GNAA. He refused to comment on any operations at the time, claiming to have been "in Mexico".
His miraculous survival has led many to hypothesize about his invincibility. Some suggest the Holy Gay Nigger Seed may have "life-sustaining" properties, suggestions that the white medical establishment has dismissed. There is an ongoing debate surrounding this idea, with both sides throwing arguments back and forth. Supporters point to GNAA Terrorist Tar_Baby's unverified survival of the OSTG disaster, that killed over 300 Indians. The opposing camp points to the recent capture and possible death of GNAA broadcast propagandist l0de after he made threats to "crash a cruise ship into the Whitehouse". As of this release, the issue is not resolved, and hard evidence is lacking.
The GNAA's North Korea operations are believed to stem from the ongoing Korean/Black hatred.
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Is it just me, or does that webpage have problems in Firefox, such as the answers not scrolling..? Or is it just Flash for Linux being, well, less than capable?
Got ya Ryan & Fred
That's right - Mars, bitches!
the major advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the societies in which they occur - A.N. White
Haha, it's funny because it's fresh, topical humor! I was unaware that the president had trouble pronouncing multisyllabic words, but your clever jab at his English skills has left me rolling. The Internet needs more cutting-edge, fun-loving jokesters like you.
But since I am pro Bush, I would be marked as offtopic or troll, so Fuck you slashdot moderators.
> Voldemort? I didn't realize he was running
You think Bush is smart enough to decide what he's going to do himself?
rant
At least the Chinese and the Soviets are (and were) generally sane.
A fine is a tax you pay for doing wrong and a tax is a fine you pay for doing all right.
George Washington (1732-1799)
1st Elected President of the United States
"The United States is in no manner founded on Christian principle."
--Treaty of Tripoli
James Madison (1751-1836)
4th President of the United States
"Who does not see that the same authority which can establish Christianity in exclusion of all other religions may establish, with the same ease, any particular sect of Christians in exclusion to all other sects?"
-- A Memorial and Remonstrance addressed to the General Assembly of the Commonwealth of Virginia, 1785
"In the Papal System, Government and religion are in a manner consolidated, and that is found to be the worst of Government."
-- To Adams, 1832