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Cringely: MS To Hurt Linux Via USB Enhancements

frogspit writes "In this article, Cringely suggests that MS's proposed enhancements to USB to address security issues have the added benefit (for them) of hurting Linux."

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  1. Re:Marketing hype? No, unfortunate reality. by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Funny

    BAH - Microsoft would never get away with such blatantly anti-competitive, monopolist tactics. I predict the DOJ would be able to stop such activity by 2020 or so...

    By which time of course USB will be a distant memory.

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  2. Re:Not the end of the world... by Znork · · Score: 5, Funny

    The idea is to prevent people from stealing corporate data via USB devices, as sources have noted that there has apparently been a huge upsurge in data smuggling by use of rectally insertable USB devices.

    Now, some may say that there are other more practical ways of stealing data, like mailing it, ftp'ing it, dumping it over a http connection, reading it from a wlan or something, but as these things require a bit more thought than merely shoving the data up your arse, they are widely regarded as being unlikely security holes, so to speak. Others say that people have had access to cd's, floppy disks and printouts for a long time without data smuggling being a problem needing an industry-wide solution, but they apparently have not tried rectal insertion of these media.

    So to nip this problem in the bud, we need a new USB standard. The only alternative would be supergluing every corporate employees arse shut to prevent this flow of intellectual property out from offices around the world.

  3. Not a chance by unicorn · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think Longhorn will be shipped by 2020.

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    1. Re:Not a chance by yokimbo · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't think Longhorn will be shipped by 2020.

      It'll be here. Main new features:

      • New default desktop background picture.
      • New "My Computer" icon.
      • New "Recycle Bin" icon
      • And lastly, a brand new "My Documents" icon.

      Do yourself a favor, run Linux or get a Mac.

  4. Oh, the irony! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    "... I'm pro-gun and pro-life..."

    You really couldn't make this stuff up.