Do Some Citizen Science
Idmat writes "Citizen Science Projects points to interesting projects by "real people, doing real science." Find out how to do volunteer scientific research, and read about current efforts to gather and report data on everything from water quality to variable stars to frog populations."
Every Friday night I do research on the effectiveness of the liver to break down toxins. And every Saturday morn I do more research on the effects of dehydration on the human body. I'm nothing if not thorough and dedicated.
I know that some high schools in Washington state take part in stream and lake monitoring projects. How cool would it be to know that you are contributing to a body of knowledge in HS?
(Oh, and these kids are having more of an impact on Science than you ever will with your masters thesis. Nobody gives a rat's ass about south pacific mollusk chin-whisker growth. Ok, three people do, but you're one of them.)
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Judging by this thread, it seems like "citizen science" is about as popular as "Citizens on Patrol."
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