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Why You Should Never Lose Your Digital Media
kkrista writes "What would you do if you found someone's digital media card from their camera in your taxi? One such individual has decided to provide the world with 227 days of entertainment. I Found Some Of Your Life will post a photo a day and accompanying fictional narrative for the next 227 days using the photos found on a digital media card left in a cab. Is it pure genius or pure evil? Who cares? Just be thankful they're not your photos."
Those ARE my pictures! Please Slashdot them so no one can see them! Thanks.
"Hey Cartman, isn't that your mom?"
Actually, I wish my life were interesting enough right now that somebody would want to build a website based on my photos.
Day 1: This is wrinkledshirt on Slashdot.
Day 2: This is wrinkledshirt on Slashdot.
Day 3: This is wrinkledshirt cursing spymac mail.
Day 4: This is wrinkledshirt cursing Slashdot for not posting his spymac submission.
Day 5: This is wrinkledshirt on Slashdot.
And so on...
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Bleah! Heh heh heh... BLEAH BLEAH!!! Ha ha ha ha...
> Just be thankful they're not your photos.
Fortunately he didn't find the card with pix of his wife.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
I wholeheartedly agree.
Regards,
Arthur Goatse.cx, Sr.
"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." - Anne Frank
We have irrefutable proof those are not your photos:
There are girls in the pictures.
ok look at this picture. The girl in the left side with the with skirt has a tag that says says that she loves linux! It has 3 pictures of tux! oh wait... it seems it says "I love delta delta delta".... or is it?
It's funny because you don't know the person.
Information theory is life. The rest is just the KL divergence.
Sooo... what if I aim the camera and my buddy presses the button?
What if I take a perfectly framed picture of a copyrighted picture? Do I then own the copyright?
What if the shutter button is pressed by two people simultaneously?
Maybe there is a complex multi-key system like they have in those submarine nuke movies. I suppose it's whoever turns the key last.
I guess they could both turn the key at the same time.
Of course, If you follow Einstein at all, you know that there is no way to know who turned the key last - and that it's impossible for them to turn at the same time.
You could argue that I didn't personally press the button. There are a number of bacteria and other assorted lifeforms on my findertips. The bacteria probably own the picture.
Can bacteria own things?
Karma: -2147483648 (Mostly affected by integer overflow)
I had some photos of my then girlfriend in various comprimising positions
Now we *KNOW* you're lying.
paintball
What have they lost?
Well, a memory card for one.
Hello and welcome to Blackmail! The way this works is we post once picture a day, but at any time you can email our hot..er.line and pay the amount of money listed at the bottom of the page to have the pictures removed.
Each day the price doubles...
With kudos to Python
That is the last time I'll every trust my proctologist again...
Regards,
Arthur Goatse.cx, Sr
Only in the land of the free, where a family can be "very poor" and still own a digital camera.
You should start digicam-bombing people instead. Food is soo 1990.
That was unexpected.
Game... blouses.
asshat
n.
one who leaves his $400 camera (with personal porn) in the vehicle when taking it to a repair shop.