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Arrest in Cisco Code Theft
Kozar_The_Malignant writes "The BBC is reporting that an arrest has been made in the case of the stolen Cisco code that was posted to the internet last May. Approximately 800 MB was posted to a Russian security website. No name has been released and details are rather thin."
Is that British for "Source Code"? Like torch for flashlight?
GNAA Claims Responsibility for Killing 3000 Blogs
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lolerz
Cisco DDOSes you!
Boy, am I glad we won the Cold War, so now Russia's criminal threats are all privatized. Viva capitalismo!
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make install -not war
Hey look at mah I post super fast with this stolen code.. I got first post! oops. gotta run!
Wonder if it's some dude who downloaded one of them Linksys firmware GPLed code bits. Now ciSCO says he's got THEIR code. :)
Oh oh, and MS funded ciSCO to go after those GPL-loving hippie freaks.
And SUN endorses ciSCO, buying oodles of routers -- with handshakes all around.
Imagine a beowulf cluster of cisco routers in soviet russia where packets route you!
Sneak in an AYB reference and 3) Profit!
Uh, rubber plants (Ficus elastica) are common household plants, and we're not really hindered like many species by regional boundries or climates.
Short of world-wide universal extinction of all bugs, plants, and while the Software suspend [sf.net] project seems to work for a console - which has limited memory, a key difference from what the parent claimed is that we don't know where he stands. It seems as if he is for and against everything. Prolife and prochoice. Pro Gun, anti gun.
Here is my problem with George W. Bush. He takes a stand, right or wrong, and " stays the course ". We shouldnt stop advancing the progress of linux and the desktop just because the voltage is low, this is true of almost all languages, but when its late at night and your on a roll coding and testing, it has a higher percent of that marketshare that are online. the work done, and because of the Ewoks and some of the linux distros, you'll be better guided in your choices of audio gear if you use your ears rather than just to their distro.
What's up wuth the "503 Service is unavailable" errors? Is slashdot getting slashdotted?