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IBM Tech Detects & Changes Spin of Single Electron

An anonymous reader writes "Looks like we have another step forward in Quantum Computing - IBM has discovered how to detect and change the spin of a single electron. Won't be long before we're all solving impossible encryption problems. "

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  1. Misread this... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 5, Funny

    IBM Detects and Changes Spin of Single Election.

    Damn you Taco, and your politics section, it's corrupted my mind!

  2. Politicians everywhere are terrified! by CFD339 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If spin can be measured in a meaningful way, the entire future of politics is suddenly up for grabs. Imagine a "spin detector" built into the home television!

    Wow. "You spin me right round, baby right round, like a record baby, right round, round round...."

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  3. Interesting.. by Marco_polo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Electron 1: Oh my god! they've found us! what can we do? we are doomed!

    Electron 2: Oh stop being so negative

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    I am the lord of the pun. Dance Knave!
    1. Re:Interesting.. by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 5, Funny

      One atom says to another, "I think I lost an electron."

      The second atom says, "Are you sure?"

      The first atom says, "Yes, I'm positive."

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      I am Sartre of the Borg. Existence is futile.
  4. This could lead to incredibly high storage density by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    But they will have to dramatically increase the seek time of cats before this tech will be usable as a hard drive replacement.

  5. NO FAIR! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You changed the outcome by measuring it!

  6. What's next? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 5, Funny

    Overspinning electrons to overclock systems?

  7. Re:So is IBM by twiddlingbits · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nope. SCO still owns that title and will for a VERY long time. It's just that now IBM can measure the spin and quantify it with a number.

  8. No by missing000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm quite sure the cat knows as well.

  9. Heisenberg gets stopped... by schon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Heisenberg is driving his car, when he gets pulled over by a cop. The cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

    To which Heisenberg replies "No, but I know where I am!"