Cold Sugar Cloud Found in Space
Roland Piquepaille writes "A cloud filled with simple molecules of sugar has been found 26,000 light-years away from us, near the middle of our galaxy. The 8-atom sugar molecules exist in a gas cloud named Sagittarius B2 at a temperature of only 8 degrees above absolute zero. Too far and too cold to bake your next cake! However, even if chemistry reactions on Earth and in this frigid sugar cloud are very different, astronomers think this discovery "suggests how the molecular building blocks necessary for the creation of life could first form in interstellar space." Please read the original article for more details or just enjoy these illustrations describing how prebiotic chemistry -- the formation of the molecular building blocks necessary for the creation of life -- occurs in interstellar clouds."
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That's more bad news for low-carb dieters.
What if the sugar molecules were formed on a planet first, and then swept up into space by a large asteroid or something? That seems very unlikely, but it's a possible scenario.
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Now just wait- one day clouds like this one will be the primary food source (with processing of course) of many a "Starbase". If you've got a base set up nearby, should be no problem to mine this cloud for food & oxygen.
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Is "suggests how the molecular building blocks necessary for the creation of life could first form in interstellar space." good science, or a showboating quote?
I ask because last I checked, "sugar" is hardly a "building block" of life. Proteins, sure, even amino acids which I think are a bit of a stretch in a way, but mere sugar? Sugar builds nothing and is only slightly more complicated than water, compared to even a simple protein, AFAICS.
Mmmmmmmmm.....interstellar doughnuts.....
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In outer-space, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the green naked alien women.
first you get the sugar
then you get the power
then you get the women.
me fail english? thats unpossible
This reminds me of Immanuel Velikovsky's theory of manna being some sort of cloud of sugar or something falling to earth during one of the interplanetary collisions that he describes. Its been a long time since I have read his books so I can't remember the specifics.
Sweet!!!
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Most people agree Roland "Fuckeyfacey" Piquepaille's Technology Trends is a bullshit website.
Yet we keep seeing it linked from Slashdot.
I wouldn't mind if someone stole the content of Roland's article, removed the bullshit, added some more informative links, and then pretended to have stumbled across whatever it was, and posted it to Slashdot.
But I wish they would stop accepting submissions from him. He is just shitting all over slashdot for referral ad money.
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Should have been a link:
Most people agree Roland "Fuckeyfacey" Piquepaille...
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a low-calorie version of the cloud has been found in another region of space, but exploration is out of the question because of the high aspartame content.
Ah ha! So that is where she snuck off to!
*sigh* its Roland Piquepaille again, blog whore extrodinaire. Don't visit the link to his blog, it's not worth it, he'sjust trying to generate traffic because he can't get enough himself (guess his opinions aren't interesting enough)
The article is awfulyl skimpy. How do you use a telescope to determine the MOLECULAR structure of an interstellar cloud??? I'm not doubting it can be done, but I'd really like to know how.
A cloud filled with simple molecules of sugar has been found 26,000 light-years away from us, near the middle of our Milky Way Galaxy. The 8-atom sugar molecules exist in a gas cloud named Sagittarius B2 at a temperature of only 8 degrees above absolute zero. Too far and too cold to bake your next cake! However, even if chemistry reactions on Earth and in this frigid sugar cloud are very different, astronomers think this "discovery suggests how the molecular building blocks necessary for the creation of life could first form in interstellar space." I'm not qualified to say if their claims are funded, but don't hesitate to tell me if they're right or wrong.
Please read the original article for more astronomical details or just enjoy the illustrations below describing how prebiotic chemistry -- the formation of the molecular building blocks necessary for the creation of life -- occurs in interstellar clouds.
[IMAGE] This illustration shows how processes may produce complex molecules in cold interstellar space. (Credit: Bill Saxton, NRAO/AUI/NSF) [IMAGE] And this one shows that prebiotic chemistry -- the formation of the molecular building blocks necessary for the creation of life -- occurs in interstellar clouds long before that cloud collapses to form a new solar system with planets. (Credit: Bill Saxton, NRAO/AUI/NSF)The above acronyms in the credits for the illustrations refer respectively to the National Radio Astronomy Observatory , the Associated Universities, Inc. (AUI) and the National Science Foundation (NSF) .
Sources: SpaceRef.com, September 20, 2004; and various websites
Too far and too cold to bake your next cake!
:-D
I'm sure it would be usable as frosting...
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...espicially for a geek community.
Has anyone found any creamer, yet?
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If you played Sinistar, you know that all planetoids contain little sugar crystals. Some are especially sweet (the tiny, slightly non-spherical ones). So whenever we humans invent warping, we must remember not go over there, otherwise our ships will be devoured like all those little sweet sugar crystals.
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Our friend Roland must do nothing but sit around all day submitting articles on slashdot. I've never seen less than 1 per day, and I rarely read section stories. Amazing how he never forgets that link to his own spammy blog, isn't it?
I mean, goddamn. I expect ads, so editors, if he's paying for it, by all means put it up here. Just don't try to sneak it past us as a quasi-article, ok? With as many duplicate submissions as you guys must get, it's just impossible that it's not a covert ad.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt though. Just do us all a favor, and put him in a killfile. Let him post comments, I don't care... but the article submission is starting to grate on my nerves. Tell you what, do it, and I'll subscribe. I'm sure others will too.
the Alien Ant collony that lives nearby yet?
...This just. Intergalactic highway r-405-g, was brought to an atomic halt when a space trucker from Andromeda's Pure Cane Sugar (IG Stk: APCS) planet blew an airlock and 40million cubic meters of the sweet stuff was left over 38 light years. APCS has denied any wrong doing but said that clean efforts would begin immeadiately. The trucker in question was later found at the Orion Unemployment Office, Nebulous Division. When asked for comment, he stated "I don't know what happened! One minute I was cruisen at 30 parsecs the next thing kablooie!! Everything went nova! I think the IGPF [Intergalactic Police Force] said something about triffles or truffles or something like that." We will have further updates as they become available. In other news...
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So that's where all the bees went!@!@!
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a giant cloud of sugar in the middle of our galaxy, eh?
so if a supernova happened upon this cloud...might the milky way end up with a giant caramel center?
I for one, welcome our new sugar-based lifeform overlords.
I'd like to remind them that as a trusted slahsdot personality I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground ant caves.
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This sugar (glycoaldehyde) + a 3 carbon sugar = ribose = a building block of deoxyribonucleic acid.
I think this is astronomers' chemistry, not biochemistry. For one thing, ribose is a 'building block' of RNA, not DNA. For another, the supposed addition reaction (does it take place in space? not in living organisms I think) calls for a larger 2nd starting material (containing 12 atoms per molecule). This is significantly more complex than the 8-atom glycolaldehyde that has reportedly been found already. Its occurrence in space has yet to be reported on. The reference to DNA is hype, I think.
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... centigrade, farenheit, kelvin? Guess I should RTFA, but it's nice to have these little details in the summary for those (like me) who don't care enough about giant space sugar clouds to actually do that.
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On a related note, representatives for Krispy Kreme are planning a stock split to finance an interstellar mission to retreive this bonanza of free ingredients.
"Its just a damn shame it so far away" said Frank Jitters, spokesman for Krispy Kreme "even then, we are absolutely committed to the mission. We have spoken with NASA, JPL, EPA, BS, and other authorities and we all agree that a rocket powered by the bullshit created on Roland Piquepailles weblog will give us sufficient power to achieve our goals".
Representatives from Dunkin Donuts and Tim Hortons were unavailable for comment.
I think there is a temperture scale based on absolute zero but like Fahrenheit instead of Celsius, but I don't think I can recall the name and have never seen it used. Really, science is the domain of the metric system.
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Cold Sugar Clouds.
Arrhrhrhrrhrhrhrhrhrhr.
Could this support Homer Simpon's theory of a donut shaped universe by introducing the possibility that the universe IS just a giant doughnut (The clouds could be sprinkles?).
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Personally, I found the discovery of alcohol in space clouds a lot more interesting.
Sugar? Boring.
...I for one Welcome our new Giant Cotton-Candy Overlords.
then you get the women.
Why do people always think that alien females always have to be humanoid, non-hostile and always in the right mood for the ocasion?
What happens if they have the same mind set as tarantula females, which consume their mate after they.. um... done with them?
Especially since you are now so much more sweeter after all that sugar...
At last, the Big Rock Candy Mountain has been found!
Now, how do they find a boxcar headed that way?
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Just a little nitpicking here, by your own link, kelvin is always spelled uncapitalized. The abbreviation K, however, is capitalized.