Flexible Sensors Make Robot Skin
Roland Piquepaille writes "In recent years, lots of efforts have been made to give robots the ability to hear and see. But what about the sense of touch? Unlike us, robots don't have sensitive skin. But this is about to change. By using organic, or plastic, field-effect transistors as pressure sensors deposited on a flexible material, researchers at the University of Tokyo have created an artificial skin which will give robots the sense of touch. The prototype has a density of 16 sensors per square centimeter, far from the 1,500 of our fingertips. When this density increases and when the problem of the reliability of this kind of transistors is solved, the researchers say this artificial skin will also be used for car seats or gym carpets. Expect to see them in four or five years. More details and a picture of a robotic hand using organic transistors as pressure sensors."
More real realdoll.
*big smile*
Oh yeah
KITT: "You know, Mike, we need to talk about how you're doing on your diet."
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Your parents hate you and want to see you suffer.
Make the inflatable dolls play audio clips when certain sensors are touched.
My parents would be so proud.
And thousands of slashdotters pause to fantasize about the Borg Queen. Sexiest. Villain. Ever.
Mom: Joey! Stop bouncing around in your seat! .... Please don't stop...
Joey: But Maaa!
Back Seat:
On the bright side, you could use strong sterilization methods; less risk of STDs.
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welcome our new golden skinned robotic overlords.
Seriously, that picture kinda creeps me out.
Maybe we DID take the blue pill. You wouldn't remember anyway.
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Well, she gives good head anyway, but that's probably because hers is detachable.
Show me on the doll where his noodly appendage touched you.
how does one overcome the sensor-sensation gap?
In the case of a sex android one does not even bother trying, as it's only the sensations produced in the human componant that matter.
All the android has be able to do is adeptly fake it, making it more of an android wife than an android girlfriend.
KFG
"this artificial skin will also be used for car seats or gym carpets"
Car Seat: You seem to have put on a bit of weight mam.
Driver: I have not, how dare you.
Car Seat: And, if I feel correctly you... yup, oh yeah, over there, feel that... you've got some cellulite on your thighs too.
Driver: My god! I never!
Car Seat: I feel you are now tensing your buttocks madam...
Then I guess you also don't understand cutting your hair and nails... yup, your average slashdotter!
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Africus aut Europaeus?
Robot: Why?! Why was I made to feel pain?!
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If you made a "sexbot" running linux (fine, fine, any OS), you could have it start playing cheesy porn mp3s on cue!
It probably has something to do with different tactile sensations being more pleasing to some people than others.
For instance, there are a large group (*gasp*) of people who shave all of the hair around their genitals. Crazy! So either they're rushing, on a swim team, or perverts, right?
Try it once or twice.
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