CA's Ex-CEO Indicted on Fraud
An anonymous reader writes "CNN is carrying a story about how Sanjay Kumar, ex-CEO of Computer Associates, was indicted on fraud charges. Prosecutors said the long-running accounting fraud scheme featured what came to be known by Computer Associates employees as a "35-day month" because company books were routinely kept open until revenues exceeded projected goals. "The defendants cooked the books by simply keeping them open beyond the end of a fiscal quarter for however long it took to meet the analysts earning estimates," said Deputy Attorney General James Comey. Comey said by the time the "house of cards" collapsed, about $2.2 Billion in revenue was booked prematurely. Good thing CA settled it's case with the DOJ."
September 23, 2004
Dear Mr. Kumar,
I'm interested in new some accountants who will would be real "stand up guys" for the company and hear you're looking for work. Please call me at 801-932-5800.
Darl McBride
de-Uglied version of this story: here
Trolling is a art,
Seriously, can't the tech industry rise above this Enron-ish nonsense? Whatever happened to the old days of being ethical and honest with regard to your responsibilities to the consumer. You would think that an industry with roots in the old hacker movement that this would not be as big of an issue as in the world of business as a whole. With the problems with accounting at SCO, Adobe, Redhat, Microsoft, and now this, we should take a long hard look at what's going on now.
Where's my movie deal?
What could you do with a 35-day month? That's at least four extra days off each month... every other weekend could be a long one. That's quite nice. Or you could work the extra days I suppose.
still, what do you expect from accountants? The only industry where the word "creative" is a bad thing.
I am a leaf on the wind
Wow, I've been looking for a way to stretch my paycheck, and this looks like a great way to do it. I'll just tell the credit card companies and my mortgage company that I'm now operating on a 35-day month.
Thanks, CA!
Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling Everything You Know Is Wrong!-Weird Al
A late bubble bursting? A lot of innocent people are going to suffer for this: lost jobs, lost opportunity, lost credibility.
There is a show in the US called Cops, and it is about police chases. They should make Cops with CEO's getting beat up and tortured by cops. That will be funny. A clip of this episode can be seen in Michael Moore's movie Bowling for Columbine. Anyway interestingly enough I am happy that some CEO's are showing up in the media. Wait till they start being someone's bitch in prision. I love my barbaris society. :)
Save the environment, please plant a bush in Texas.
I more and more like China's answer to corrupt CEOs. They shoot them.
I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
Sanjay Kumar, while he is a Greedy Bastard, could have been worse. If he had not agreed to "cooperate" and be charged personally, the Corporation itself could have faced charges, causing CA even more problems than it is already facing.
Stupid? Yes.
Stooopid? Probably not.
If I had a real
Judge: Mr. Kumar, you have just been indicted for defrauding shareholders out of millions of dollars. What do you have to say about this? Kumar: Um...sorry your honor. I can't remember anything about that--I was high.
Once again the leftist government interferes with the freemarket, certianly resulting in deleterious effects for mankind as a whole.
If the company wants to file their revenue that way, they have a right to. If consumers don't like the way they file their numbers they can do business with someone who files numbers in a way they want. When Computer Associates finds that no one is deadling with them because of their method of book-keeping, they'll want to change their ways so that they can compete and make money. This is how the freemarket works. The government doesn't need to interfere. This is the same as forcing companies to pay minimum wage: forcing them to file minimum numbers. It's anti-competetive; and, I don't want to frighten people, but it's borderlining on communism even.
Which is why, if you're homeless, you should commit a crime.
Worst comes to worse, you're in prison. At best, you get some free shit.
Seriously though, if you worked for Computer Associates at any time, and wound up homeless as a result of CEO corruption, you are even worse at managing money than I am. I know guys who were broke and been out of the workforce for YEARS who still keep up their rent.
Hey freaks: now you're ju
"CA settled it's case with the DOJ."
It should be its, not it's.
Since we had a recent article from the CGL at the Univeristy of Waterloo, here's the explanation from one of the faculty there.
Yes, I'm pedantic.
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I found a post on someone's livejournal page about the time that they had spent as a technical writer working for a company that was assisting CA's training department.
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http://www.livejournal.com/users/sclerotic_ring
"Not only were we all informed that the company was in great shape, but we were told that the co-CEOs were "good friends of George W. Bush's, so he's going to get us lots of government contracts." Two days later, CA went through its first serious layoff in years, and the entire training department was laid off a week after that." (There's more on the site)
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Actually, no.
Enron "invested" in a power project with some rather underhand dealings and the next government to take power put the project on hold.
So Enron just couldn't get the returns they expected (they didn't get any).
This has absolutely nothing to do with their IT division.
I can throw myself at the ground, and miss.
Too lazy to create a sig...
The "35 day month" used to actually be a fairly common practice in software around 10 years ago. It's purely due to accounting fictions -- monthly and quarterly sales goals and wall street guidance. Short term gain over long term wealth capacity.
.com days.
Many companies squeeze vendors for discounts and delay purchase until end of month. Of course, purchasing processes and systems are bound to mess up, so the P.O. never really gets through until the 1st to 5th of the next month...
This also was rampant back in the
CA still operates in the old model of sales, whereas most enterprise software vendors are much smarter about this sort of stuff.
disclaimer: just my personal opinions, might be b.s., ymmv
-Stu