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Senate Candidate Wants to Ban Polling

Masker writes "This is just too funny. Alan Keyes, the Republican candidate for Senate in Illinois, who is running against Democrat Barack Obama, wants to ban political polling for 'a certain period' before the election, since such polls are 'manipulative and degrading and damaging to our political system.' Could his opinion be influenced by a recent poll that shows Keyes trails by 45 percentage points behind Obama?" Could be. But it could also be influenced by the fact that polls are often wrong; they influence how people vote (people are less likely to vote for someone who "doesn't have a chance"), and polls get reported on more than issues, which can't be good for anyone except the pollsters and whoever happens to be leading the polls.

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  1. And? by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Interesting
    influence how people vote

    Isn't it the duty of every good citizen to try to influence how others vote? What are we supposed to do, lock ourselves in a political cage for 6 months before every election so as not to influence other voters? Cool, we can all go to the polls with no idea what the issues are we're voting for. Oh wait, I forgot, this is bipartisan politics, there are no issues.

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    1. Re:And? by Unordained · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ... it's bipartisan politics because we let it be. When I get polled, the questions are: which of "the two" (Bush/Kerry) are you planning on voting for, and why (like him/dislike opponent/issues) ... there's no room for saying that I -will- vote for a third candidate, nor to say that I'd rather vote for a third candidate.

      With polls like that, no wonder everyone thinks the "independent candidates" are pointless to vote for -- we don't think they have a chance because we don't know how not-alone we are in our opinion, and our system makes our votes "useless" if not voting for the top two candidates.

      If we had a smarter voting system, polls might make less sense -- your decision to vote for a candidate wouldn't have a reason to be influenced by who had the best chance of winning among your personal "okay" list. Rather than banning them (which is stupid and wrong) let's make them irrelevant?

    2. Re:And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You miss the question here, it isn't about whether people should try to persuade others or not to vote in a certain way, it is a matter of whether people should be voting for something because "5 out of 6 Pepsi drinkers prefer candidate X."

      Some of us have an opinion that voting for something based on its popularity is damaging to the political system. We have the opinion that people should vote on the merits of the candidates or resolution being proposed.

      Too bad our electoral system doesn't support real choice.

  2. polls are often wrong? by kootch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't understand why that link was for "polls are often wrong" when the first 2 paragraphs of the story it linked to specifically say:

    "A review of the 159 Governor and U.S. Senate polls reported by the media in 2002 shows a very good performance for most polling organizations. The average candidate error for all polls was 2.4 percentage points. 84% of the polls differed from the election outcome by less than their theoretical margin of error."

    I'm confused.

    1. Re:polls are often wrong? by Bootsy+Collins · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'm confused.

      I don't think it's anything deep -- just that "often" is not the same as "usually". If polls are wrong a sixth of the time, it's not crazy to call that "often". (I haven't read the article, so I don't know whether it says that or not -- I just took 100% minus your quoted figure of 84% correct. But it's irrelevant to this comment)

    2. Re:polls are often wrong? by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In particular, an awful lot of Senator and Governor races are basically non-races--anyone could have predicted the outcome without any polls at all. We look to the polls only when its not already obvious who's going to win--and maybe that's the 16% of the time. On the other hand, more polls are probably taken in closer races, so maybe the 16% is actually a really great figure. That article just doesn't tell us enough information. On electoral-vote.com they listed the major polls from the 2000 election, and only two out of 10 or so predicted Al Gore would win the popular vote.

  3. this + electronic voting by jafuser · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Combine this with electronic voting with no paper trails, and you have a great way to rig an election, since nobody has any idea roughly how it should have come out to even contest the validity of the electronic votes.

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    1. Re:this + electronic voting by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Umm...right, so maybe we should just have paper trails and decide whatever we want on the unrelated polling issue? The 2002 Georgia election polls all were surprised, but no one managed to contest the elections there, so I don't think the polls buy you anything in terms of legitimacy. If you've been hearing some of the discussions over cell phones and renormalizing political parties in polls, you might not have such faith in them yourself.

    2. Re:this + electronic voting by eraserewind · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Have to say I disagree. You can always take a series of polls, and publish after the election result if you are concerned about it's validity. Polls distract from the real issues in an election, and journalists focus on asking candidates what are they going to do about their poll figures rather than what they are going to do about . Politicians focus on saying that they are clearly winning, and so don't bother with the other guy. This kind of meta-politics has no real value at all except to divert attention.

  4. This is the way it's done in France by xlv · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If I remember correctly, that's the way it's done in France for a few days (a week?) before the election.

    What's even more important in fact, is that the media is not allowed to report on the campaigns at all during that time, there's a complete black out during which voters are supposed to make up their minds, analyzing the merits of each candidate.

  5. Other reasons he's behind in the polls? by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Alan Keyes, the Republican candidate for Senate in Illinois

    It should be noted that Alan Keyes isn't FROM Illinois, he is merely running in the Senate race. I don't think that in itself is bad, but it is probably one of the many reasons he is trailing in the polls.

    I seem to remember Keyes once saying that people from out-of-state SHOULDN'T run for a state office, but I can't find that quote now, so maybe I'm just spreading nasty rumors. But it's ok, because I fufilled my duties.

    So Alan Keyes, another Republican who wants to control things. There was once a day when Republicans were about NOT controlling things, but that time is long gone.

    1. Re:Other reasons he's behind in the polls? by ophix · · Score: 2, Interesting

      i think you missed the memo. keyes is a politician... that sort of implies he wants to control things.

      thats what politicians do... enact legislation to raise their pay/retirement/benefits and screw over everyone else except the rich. this is true for both the republican AND the democratic party, they just cater to differing subsets of the rich. any candidate running in this important of an election is in someone's pocket. such is life.

      that being said i am from illinois and am completely against someone running for an office when they do not even live in the area the office is supposed to serve.... but i also think that all politicians should be limited to a single term except in extenuating(sp?) circumstances.

    2. Re:Other reasons he's behind in the polls? by Quarters · · Score: 3, Informative

      A few years back Alan Keyes was quite vocal in his claims that Hillary Clinton shouldn't have been allowed to run in the NY senate race since she had just purchased a house there. Of course she was a strong Democrat going up against a very week Republican, but that probably didn't have anything to do with it...(ha!)

    3. Re:Other reasons he's behind in the polls? by krymsin01 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Obviously someone wanted her there, after all she won?

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    4. Re:Other reasons he's behind in the polls? by mzs · · Score: 3, Informative
      I am from IL and I here is an example of what Alan Keyes is about:

      Separation of Church and State? What is that?

      Stances like this are why he will lose the election here. I am sure that Republicans like Jim Thompson are very much beside themselves about it actually. They can look at this as illustrating how Illinoisans want more moderate Republicans and Keyes' royal trouncing will help shift the Republican agenda in IL back to where it can be palatable to the majority again. Too bad for the RNC which was so dead set on a candidate like Keyes that they forgot to actually rally behind one that the majority would accept...

    5. Re:Other reasons he's behind in the polls? by Atzanteol · · Score: 4, Informative
      *sigh* This is a huge pet peeve of mine...

      Separation of church and state:
      • Is not in the constitution (as most people think)
      • Does not mean nobody can have religion
      • Even if their in public office
      • Is *not* about removing religious symbols from public property
      "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof" not "Congress shall tear down religious symbols wherever it may annoy citizens."

      Allowing a court house to have the 10 commandments in front of it is hardly passing a law respecting or prohibiting the free exercise of religion. This is called "Freedom of Religion" people. The right to actually have a religion.
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    6. Re:Other reasons he's behind in the polls? by TXG1112 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The reasoning is right there in your post.

      "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."

      What this means is that Government (and it's all of its various branches) can not even appear to prefer one religion over another. This includes allowing any religious displays. How would you like passages from the Koran in Arabic posted in the courtroom where you were on trial? (or for the PC among us, a religion different from your own) What if your local mayor decided to plant a giant gold Buddha on the front lawn of town hall? That would be seen as a massive waste of tax money, and rightly so.

      I'd like to point out the God isn't mentioned in our constitution either. Our founders were mostly influenced by enlightenment philosophy.

      I recommend you have look at The Jefferson Bible Where he specifically eliminates all supernatural events, and considers Jesus a philosopher, not god.

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    7. Re:Other reasons he's behind in the polls? by Atzanteol · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What this means is that Government (and it's all of its various branches) can not even appear to prefer one religion over another.

      Actually, I thought it was pretty clearly stated that it means congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion. Appearing to believe in a religion is a far cry from passing laws enforcing it. Would you say that if Joe Liberman were elected that he couldn't wear a yamaka?

      FWIW, I consider myself to be agnostic, so the 10 comandments aren't part of my belief system. But they don't give me the impression that my right to practice any religion I want is being oppressed (including the right to not practice *any* religion).

      I recommend you have look at The Jefferson Bible Where he specifically eliminates all supernatural events, and considers Jesus a philosopher, not god.

      With all due respect to Mr. Jefferson, he was not the only person involved in the creation of this nation. He was an idealist (and a hypocrite, but that's neither here nor there) and a great statesman. But his word is not law.

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    8. Re:Other reasons he's behind in the polls? by eyeball · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof" not "Congress shall tear down religious symbols wherever it may annoy citizens."

      Allowing a court house to have the 10 commandments in front of it is hardly passing a law respecting or prohibiting the free exercise of religion. This is called "Freedom of Religion" people. The right to actually have a religion.


      Sure putting a 10 commandments in front of a court isn't passing a law, but it's dangerously close. Even if the 10 commandments aren't used in court, is implies an endorsement of one particular set of religious laws by our court and our laws of justice. It subtly tells Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, and Hindus that while you're here, you're going to be judged by christians, and therefore you're at a disadvantage. It's intimidating.

      Let's turn the situation around. Atzanteol, if you found yourself in a part of the country where a mayor somehow happened to be a liberal (not fundamentalist) Muslim, and you got a speeding ticket. On your way into the courthouse you passed a big decorative plaque that simply listed Muslim laws. What would you think? How would you feel?

      Besides, nowhere in the bible can I find anything that says "any country needs to have the 10 commandments out in front of a courthouse." I never understood how putting the 10 commandments in a public courthouse could be equated to practicing freedom of religion.

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    9. Re:Other reasons he's behind in the polls? by stinerman · · Score: 2, Informative

      The mixing of government and religion can be a threat to free government, even if no one is forced to participate.... When the government puts its imprimatur on a particular religion, it conveys a message of exclusion to all those who do not adhere to the favored beliefs. A government cannot be premised on the belief that all persons are created equal when it asserts that God prefers some.

      -- Harry Blackmun, former Supreme Court Justice

    10. Re:Other reasons he's behind in the polls? by Atzanteol · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Some will cry the "Slippery Slope is a fallacy" argument, however in this case, it isn't.

      Ahh, but it is. Do we want to be in the business of making things illegal because somebody believes there is a possibility it could lead to something else? What you're proposing is that not only should congress not pass laws against/for religion, but that it should also be restrained from having *anything at all* to do with individual religions. This would include tax breaks for religious charities, and other services that religions do provide. I'm not sure if we want to go that route. Religion in society plays a very important role, whether you believe it or like it or not. I don't think the government can just ignore that.

      If a public religious display has no appearance of authority, why do people feel the need to place them in front governmental locations?

      Well, if you're Christian and building a court-house, you may be inspired by your upbringing. In your mind you think of all that exemplifies a court house, law, etc. And you think of the 'original 10 laws' given by your God. Seems pretty natural to me (even as a non-christian).

      I aknowledge your 'individual' vs. 'using power of office' differences. But I think what we differ on is whether something as benign as the 10 commandments on a court-house steps is indeed an over-reach of ones power in office. It declares no laws, changes no rules in society, imparts no taxes, and enforces no fines. I can feel free to disagree with them (and I do with several), and receive no punishment. I can kiss my neighbors wife on Sunday while taking the lords name in vain and chanting a pagan prayer on the steps of the court-house!

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    11. Re:Other reasons he's behind in the polls? by TXG1112 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, if you're Christian and building a court-house, you may be inspired by your upbringing. In your mind you think of all that exemplifies a court house, law, etc. And you think of the 'original 10 laws' given by your God. Seems pretty natural to me (even as a non-christian).

      Well as a (nominal) christian it seems very unnatural to me. I am not inspired by a christian architects upbringing, nor should the American Taxpayer be required to support his religious leanings. We have a symbol for justice, and she is blind for a reason. Our courts uphold the laws of man, not god, and that's how I would like to keep it.

      To be honest with you, I have considered taking up the position of eliminating the tax breaks that religions get on the grounds that giving them requires the Government to determine what is a religion vs. what is a cult. This makes the US Government the de facto and de jure arbiter of what religion is and is not, which to my mind directly contradicts the letter and spirit of the constitution. While religion plays an important societal role, it is not the governments job to promote it.

      As you correctly point out there are many positive contributions that religious organizations provide, making this a hard idea to sell.

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  6. Commentary by unixbum · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Posted by pudge on Thursday September 23, @08:32PM from the good-idea dept. Masker writes "This is just too funny. Alan Keyes, the Republican candidate for Senate in Illinois, who is running against Democrat Barack Obama, wants to ban political polling for 'a certain period' before the election, since such polls are 'manipulative and degrading and damaging to our political system.' Could his opinion be influenced by a recent poll that shows Keyes trails by 45 percentage points behind Obama?" Pudge: Could be. But it could also be influenced by the fact that polls are often wrong; they influence how people vote (people are less likely to vote for someone who "doesn't have a chance"), and polls get reported on more than issues, which can't be good for anyone except the pollsters and whoever happens to be leading the polls.
    Does anyone else find the fact that almost a third of this post is commentary?
    1. Re:Commentary by aggiefalcon01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I do find the fact, yes. I don't mind it, though, as I think Pudge brings up a valid point worth talking about. A "point that matters", if you will. Given the "stuff that matters" mantra of /. , this is fine with me.

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  7. Great idea, but... by I_Love_Pocky! · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What about the first amendment?

    1. Re:Great idea, but... by identity0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, the 1st Amendment protects you if you just report the results of a poll, but I don't think it protects the act of collecting the data to begin with. There are plenty of laws governing behavior in public, including political behavior like protests, leafleting, etc.

      Conducting an accurate survey would require going to a lot of strangers in public or calling them up to ask questions, and that sort of thing tends to be covered under solicitation laws.

      Of course, one could still conduct a volunteer survey, but that would be known to be inaccurate, so people might ignore those.

  8. Why stop there by eyeball · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ban voting. It also can also affect election outcome. Unless you live in Florida.

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  9. great idea! by Tumbleweed · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm ALL FOR banning Senate candidates. Excellent!

    Oh, wait...

  10. I agree, polls are bad. by dbcad7 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Sadly, I have seen the effect of polls...

    Perot, Dole, Clinton race.. I was working in a small retail store. The owner (my boss) talked for weeks of voting for Perot (after all Perot was a bidnessman)... I watched the store while he went to vote. He came back and blew my mind by stating "I voted for Clinton, because he is going to win anyway" (this is what I call the football game mentality of polls ... he wanted to be a "WINNER")

    Of course after that I always thought of him as a real winner ! :)

    I firmly beleived polls should be blacked out at some time period before the actual election day

    Personaly, I can wait until the next day to find out the results.. .especialy if it encourages people to vote for who they "really" wanted.

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  11. Alan Keyes... by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 3, Interesting

    is on my permanent .ignore list.

    Why anyone takes this loon seriously is mindblowing. This is the guy that called Hillary Clinton a carpetbagger for moving to New York to run for the Senate and then moved to Illinois to do the same. I guess this is just par for the course for the GOP these days though. Nothing, and I mean nothing, is going to help this guy win against Obama. There's no contest.

    As for polls, who cares. It's better than 24/7 coverage of IBM typewriters and 30+ year old war stories.

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    1. Re:Alan Keyes... by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The man used to be known for his great oratory skill, even in defense of a fanatically right-wing agenda. In his saner days he would have made a good speech writer for--I dunno, some non-crazy Republican. In fact, when I saw Obama's speech at the convention, it actually reminded me of Keyes. But public speaking was his only skill-he failed twice in a bid for a seat as Maryland's senator. In fact, he's kind of a professional failure, using his Quixotic political campaigns to get attention, then go back to talk radio or whatever. He's ALWAYS hated polls, because he always loses. But there's a glut of people like that in both parties.

      He's got a strange kind of intellectual honesty--I believe he's brought up that comparison to Hillary himself several times in his Illinois campaign. He believes what he's saying and always manages to make a fairly convincing argument for it.

      It's just too bad that what he says is complete madness. Calling Dick Cheney's daughter a sinner because she loves a woman? It may be a logically consistent point of view, Alan, but it's still a fucking monstrously bigotted point of view. Even though it was clear from the start that Obama would win, I was still excited to here Keyes was going against him. But that excitement turned to sickness when I heard that Cheney sound bite.

      1996 Alan Keyes would have been an entertaining nemesis for Obama. He was a social conservative, but he was also rather liberatarian. What was so interesting about him was how his speeches managed to tie that apparent contradictions together into a coherent ideology. He was a smart fellow, and I wish he would have made the same conversion to semi-reasonability that Pat Buchanan has made now that Bush has led Republicans into the seas of madness. But, I should have known, the neoconservative fantasies of the Iraq war are exactly the sort insanity-as-idealism that appeals to him. I hope this campaign is the last we hear of Keyes.

    2. Re:Alan Keyes... by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is what happens when Americans confuse their culture or morality with the business of the government. It's logically consistent in his own mind, but inconsistent with the founding ideology of the country. Keyes, like Buchanan, believes in a theocratic mythology of America. At least Buchanan realizes that his ideas along this line aren't getting him anywhere and that he gets much more exposure using his intelligence for political analysis. Remember that Buchanan was the one who claimed that the US was in a culture war at the GOP convention, a meme the GOP, and Alan Keyes, have embraced.

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    3. Re:Alan Keyes... by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What the fsck does Christian morality have to do with the laws of the United States?
      No one is pushing crap on you, that's your own paranoia. No one is demanding that you participate in gay marriage, no one is forcing your church to hold ceremonies for gay couples. Where is there a law that requires a Christian church to marry Muslims? Absent compelling state interest, denying marriage contract rights to millions of couples is arbitrary discrimination.

      It's legal to drink alcohol in this country but my Southern Baptist relatives never have, my Muslim friends also abstain. How does my buying a six-pack infringe on their rights? After all, in their opinion, I'm sinning.

      In the role of a US Senator, Alan Keyes would have no business discussing sin. He has no authority for his opinion of what is sin and what isn't. 1500 years of Western Civilization, countless wars and misery have led us to the logical conclusion that the liberty of conscience is the dearest. You have no more authority to push your moral worldview on me as I do on you. This liberty is not granted to me in the Constitution, it is guaranteed. If you attempt to push your morality upon me, I have the right to oppose you with violence if necessary. No one is telling you that you may not consider homosexuality a sin, anymore than you have to believe people who worship a diety other than yours will get to heaven. You do have to respect their rights to disagree with you however. Just as you cannot tell a Buddhist that he cannot pray to an idol of Buddha, you cannot deny rights to homosexuals just because you believe it's a sin.

      That is the reasoning of the courts, logically consistent with the body of law that preceeded the decision. No state interest was proven in discriminating against homosexuals for secular marriage contracts. We do not make law based on moral or religious basis in this country, we make them based on rights. While the legislature and population may not always follow this principle, the courts are there to remedy the situation. Denying homosexuals the right to the secular contract of marriage violates their equality under the law and in this country we believe in the rule of law.

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  12. Re:Barack Osama? by Keith+Russell · · Score: 3, Informative

    Please, please, somebody tell me that my browser mangled the <sarcasm> tags.

    For those who did take that seriosuly, you'll get a good idea of who Barack Obama is by reading the transcript of his keynote address at the Democratic National Convention.

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  13. Ban Polling? by Polo · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...but they can't do that.

    That's the primary way we're going to get CowboyNeal elected!

  14. Kwazy by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Keyes is off his rocker. A carpetbagger from Maryland who vocally criticized Hillary Clinton for moving to NY to run (successfully) for senator. And the Republicans who picked him, to run a black man against the likely first black senator representing Illinois, shows their contempt for democracy, race, the people of Illinois, and sanity. What's worse is the cadre of other actually insane Republicans he fits in with. How much more obvious a charade could they run?

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    1. Re:Kwazy by CodeWanker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Speaking as a rabid, reactionary, right-wing mega-zealot... Kwazy is right. It's absolutely shameful that Keyes just popped in to have a "Battle of the Darkies" minstrel show. I don't know if it's racist, since I don't know how skin color was supposed to affect this thing one way or the other.

      Oh, wait. Now I know... Republicans want to show that they can scrape up a token as well as the democrats can. Okay, so it IS racist... So much for content of your character trumping the color of your skin. Alan Keyes is a major-league non-electable nutball. He's playing this for publicity because the more insanely right-wing religiously-bigoted things he can say, the more his books and radio show appearances sell to his base, his paying audience. So it's a symbiotic relationship, uh, sorta.

      The shame of it is the national Republican party could have done a LOT more for REAL racial harmonization of the party by backing Herman Cain here in good old Georgia. I voted for him in the primary because he's the best conservative candidate. He happens to be black. They've set themselves back a fair piece with ol' Alan up there stirring up the yankees.

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  15. Re:He isn't all their by ctr2sprt · · Score: 2, Insightful
    That doesn't logically follow at all. "Main purpose" does not preclude there being other purposes. If there weren't, he'd have no problems with divorce once the first kid is born, and I'm sure he does. Just as most people do.

    Furthermore, the intent to have children does not imply an intent to do so immediately. One could get married planning to have children five or however many years down the road. That's still fulfilling the main purpose of marriage by his standard, just not immediately.

    Bear in mind that both of these are patently obvious problems with your argument assuming that your premise (i.e. your description of his beliefs) is entirely accurate. Which I very much doubt.

    Incidentally, I don't agree with him. But if you're going to argue against his position, you need to (1) argue against his actual position; and (2) make sure your argument isn't as broken as his. I'm not convinced you did either, or in fact made a serious effort to. That suggests that you aren't arguing from reason, but from mindless belief - doubtless one of your purported objections to his beliefs. Consistency is a virtue, though not a perfect one. You should strive to attain it in at least some small measure.

  16. Re:He isn't all their by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Informative


    Alan Keyes: "No, the point of the matter is that marriage, as an institution, involves procreation. It is in principle impossible for homosexuals to procreate. Therefore, they cannot marry. It is a simple logical syllogism, and one can wish all one might, but pigs don't fly and we can't change the course of nature."
    Mike Signorile: "But one or the other in the couple can procreate. The men can donate their sperm, the women can have babies."

    Alan Keyes: "The definition and understanding of marriage is 'the two become one flesh.' In the child, the two transcend their persons and unite together to become a new individual. That can only be done through procreation and conception. It cannot be done by homosexuals."

    Mike Signorile: "But what about a heterosexual couple who cannot bear children and then adopt? They are not becoming as one flesh, they are taking someone else's flesh."

    Alan Keyes: "And they are adopting the paradigm of family life. But the essence of that family life remains procreation. If we embrace homosexuality as a proper basis for marriage, we are saying that it is possible to have a marriage state that in principle excludes procreation and is based simply on the premise of selfish hedonism. This is unacceptable."

    Mike Signorile: "So Mary Cheney is a selfish hedonist, is that it?"

    Alan Keyes: "Of course she is. That goes by definition. Of course she is."

    Mike Signorile: "I don't think Dick Cheney would like to hear that about his daughter."

    Alan Keyes: "He may or may not like to hear the truth, but it can be spoken."

    Alan Keyes: "By definition, a homosexual engages in the exchange of mutual pleasure. I actually object to the notion that we call it sexual relations because it's nothing of the kind.

    Alan Keyes: "It is the mutual pursuit of pleasure through the stimulation of the organs intended for procreation, but it has nothing to do with sexuality because they are of the same sex. And with respect to them, the sexual difference does not exist. They are therefore not having sexual relations."

  17. Re:He isn't all their by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Offtopic question time. Prior to a year ago, gay marriage wasn't an issue. Then *boom* the SF Mayor did something controversial and the whole world is calling conservative americans evil nasty fscks for opposing gay marriages. My offtopic question(s) are:

    Where were all the pro-gay-marriage politicians before last year? Where were the elected officials scrambling to be the first on the block to have gay marriages? Why is the US the only country being called a primitive throwback for not having gay marriage? What nations had gay marriage last year? This year?

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  18. bah by elmegil · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Keyes is the Jerry Springer of politics. He's an idiot and he's an asshole. He's stated his intention to make one outrageous statement a day until the election, and I suppose this is one of the more recent ones (to go along with his commentary about Mary Cheney "misusing her genitals", etc).

    Why he even agreed to enter this race is amazing, and the fact that the state Republican Party saw fit to pull him instead of the number two Primary winner (after Jack Ryan's campaign imploded over relatively irrelevant allegations from a contentious divorce) is a mystery to those of us who live here. The #2 guy was Jim Oberwies, a well known (in Chicagoland anyway) conservative dairy owner, who was a completely viable candidate--easily with more connection to the residents of Illinois than Keyes, and easily conservative enough to be electable with the more conservative downstate electorate.

    All Keyes entry does is prove that all the negative rhetoric about Hillary not really being from NY is just so much hot air on the part of the GOP. He's clearly going to lose, and I can't think of any of the republicans I know here who want to vote for him given his public record as a lunatic and a jerk. Being behind 45 points in the polls is probably accurate given the distaste for the man here, regardless of the accuracy of polls in general.

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  19. Ah...many countries actually do this by Nice2Cats · · Score: 4, Informative
    This is just too funny.

    Sorry to distrub your editorializing here, but there are in fact quite a number of countries that do this. Other things more modern democracies have found out work pretty well are not announcing any election results until everybody's vote is in (aw, the Californian says, why go vote, Gore is going to win anyway); vote on a Sunday so people don't have to skip work; give everybody the same ballot sheet; give every person one vote instead of some screwy system with a bunch of middlemen who distort the effect of the popular vote.

    As with the legal system and electricity, America's electorial system suffers enormously from being one of the first ones implemented and the inability of Congress to pass any serious reforms. Get rid of trial by jury, switch to 220 volts, make it a direct vote, and then you will be ready to enter the 21. Century. Computers that run with 220 volts are twice as fast!

    1. Re:Ah...many countries actually do this by tetranz · · Score: 2, Informative

      A bit off the original topic but ...

      In New Zealand we have a law which, although I don't know the wording, it basically says 'no politics on election day'. All billboards must be removed by midnight before the day. If nothing else, it avoids them becoming trash blowing around for weeks as I've noticed happening in the US. Exit polling is not allowed and the news media can't say anything political until the polls close except to comment on turnout etc. Volunteers working for parties helping old people etc get to a polling place can have coloured ribbons on their cars but that's all, no party or candidate names. No votes are counted until all polls are closed. Admittedly that's easier with only one timezone.

      I think its all good. The last minute begging for votes from american candidates moving west seems somewhat uncivilised. Surely election day is finally a time for the candidates to shutup and let the people have their say.

      And ...

      It doesn't matter what crime you've committed in the past, you never lose the right to vote. I heard a report on NPR recently about ex-felons not being allowed to vote in the US. Its a controversal subject but quite significant in some geographic and demographic groups.

      Proportional representation means that third parties really do count and spoilers don't.

      Permanent resident non-citizens can vote.

  20. someone wanted to organize a vote on that issue by dario_moreno · · Score: 4, Funny

    but gave up because the polls showed that the bill would not pass.

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  21. Polls are all BS anyway. by Temporal · · Score: 2, Informative

    As I have learned since I started paying attention to electoral-vote.com, most polls are BS. For example, two different polls recently conducted in Wisconsin show Kerry getting 50% and 38% of the vote. The polls don't even have overlapping margins of error. Therefore, at least one of them is simply dead wrong. Similar polls have been popping up all over the map, even from "trusted" sources like Gallup. If it's so easy for polls to be so wrong, why should we trust any of them?

    1. Re:Polls are all BS anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I asked Gallup if they really excluded cell phones in their sampling - this was the reply I got back :
      The research we have done and learned about at professional meetings
      suggest that the vast majority of people who use a cell phone also have a
      land line phone. The estimates of cell phone only households is in the
      2-3% range. So 96-97% of Americans have land line phones (some small
      percentage does not have a cell phone or a land line phone), and thus
      are included in our samples.

      The research also indicates that people with only a cell phone have
      generally similar attitudes to those with a land line phone. That small
      percentage of cell phone only people would have to be dramatically
      different from land line phone people to even move our numbers a fraction of
      a point.

      Nevertheless, we continue to monitor the growing trend toward
      cell-phone only usage, and as the practice becomes more widespread (and we see
      differences in attitudes between cell-phone only and landline), it may
      become necessary to adjust our sampling procedures to account for that.

  22. I think he's right, mostly. by Asprin · · Score: 2, Insightful


    I think Keyes is right about this mostly. Besides if the media weren't spending all their time trying to manufacture news via polls, maybe the'yd have a few extra minutes to check some facts or locate confirming sources of information.

    They (the media) are forgetting how to do the one thing that really separates them as a legitimate news source from the tabloids and bloggers, and I think the introduction of manufactured news sources like political polls are partly to blame.

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  23. Re:He isn't all their by lynx_user_abroad · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Follow this chain of thought out and you will realize that he appears to believe that unless you can have kids you should not be married.

    Perhaps we should take this a step further and deny "marriage" to:

    • Anyone who hasn't actually had children. (Unless you do have kids you should not be married.)
    • Families where the children are not biologically related to both parents (step-parents taxed at the single rate, adopted children don't count, etc.)
    • Couples where the children are older than 18 and can no longer be claimed as dependents (since these people are no longer performing the act of "raising their children".)

    Of course, if we do that, then we have to start seeing the lack of universal health care for children for what it really is; an assault on the institution of marriage, a "family" tax penalty, and something no upstanding conservative Republican worth his salt would ever stand for.

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  24. A Republican response... by DesScorp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm a Republican, and let me say this about Keyes running in Illinois: it's hypocritical in the extreme. Hillary shouldn't have been allowed to run in New York, and Keyes shouldn't have been allowed to run in Illinois. The very concept of a famous person moving to a place just because they think they can win a race stinks. It's basically giving a big backhand to the idea of representative democracy.

    When all is said and done, I think that overall, the GOP will win big this year. But when you ask party leaders what they'd do differently, in private they'll tell you that importing Keyes was a huge fuckup, and will likely hurt them in Illinois for years (a state with a not-insignificant 21 electoral votes). Maybe Barrack Obama was going to win no matter who ran against him. But something about the mindset of the GOP in Illinois really bugs me. When Ryan backed out of the race, and Ditka wouldn't run, there was this assumption that since the Dem's were running a black candidate, hey, we have to have a black candidate too. That's stupid thinking number one; just get a good candidate, color or sex not being part of it. Stupid thinking number two comes in when they've decided that they HAVE to have a black candidate, and we've found this woman that's a doctor, and a loyal republican, longtime resident of Illinois. BUT WAIT......Let's bring in Alan Keyes instead! Never mind that he's never LIVED in Illinois before.

    Put this one into the "what not to do" section of campaigning.

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  25. There is another Senate Candidate in Illinois by JohnnyX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Jerry Kohn is running as a Libertarian. Last I checked, he didn't want to ban polling and he actually shows up for debates, something neither Obama or Keyes seem willing to do.

    Yours truly,
    Mr. X

    ...let Badnarik debate...

  26. Re:He isn't all their by lynx_user_abroad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK, so let's follow the logic to an equally absurd extreme in the other direction. Should a guy be allowed to marry his sister if he gets a vasectomy? Once the genetic dangers of incest have been eliminated, why not let them get married, and adopt kids if they want to?

    We're likely to trip-up on the word "marriage" here. As it's used today in the context of this discussion, "marriage" implies a union recognised by the Federal Government for tax and benefit purposes. (Gay's can already get "married" where "married" implies a religiously sanctioned union which is not recognized by Federal Law)

    The Federal Government is within it's right (through Law and, in my opinion, in a moral sense) to craft laws and legislation to promote causes where there is a compelling reason to do so.

    I believe family values constitutes such a compelling reason. I believe raising children represents another. I believe these two are seperable, meaning I believe there is a compelling reason to promote family values even when no connection to raising children is present, and I believe there is a compelling reason to promote the raising of children even when no connection to a family is present.

    So if a pair or group of people shows effectiveness in raising children, their success should be rewarded regardless of their individual races, religions, sexes or biological relationship to one another. As such, I support the work of orphanages, foster homes, grandparents raising their grandchildren, step parents, single parents, people raising a child resulting from an affair with a third party, and people raising adopted children (including Gays.) So, to answer your question, I would approve the Federal Government crafting laws and legislation to assist those engaged in the task of raising a family.

    Your question didn't ask it, but I would include in that set a brother/sister pair, regardless of the fertitity of either of the two.

    Similarly, I might support Federal Legislation supporting what s been called "family values"; that is, promotion of close bonds between people working together in long-term relationships to offer support, guidance, etc. I'd have to see the details. But in this vein, such a "family unit" wouldn't have to include (or even be intended to eventually include) children of any type. Such a family could consist of two married people, or them and their children, or include adopted children. It would apply even if one parent of the children died (or left through divorce) but only if there were dependent children in the mix. You don't get the benefit if you live alone. And, again, under this definition, a family which loses both parents is still a family, even if there are only two (but at least two) children making up the remaining family unit; even if one is male and the other female, and whether or not the male has had a vasectomy. I don't believe you could exclude polygamy from this benefit. Not unless the Federal Government could show a compelling reason to do so.

    Of course, I've been avoiding the term "marriage".

    In my opinion, "marriage" is a strictly religious function, and as such, the Federal Government is forbidded from either sanctioning it or outlawing it.

    This would mean Gays would be more than welcome to get married, but they'd have to find a religious institution to sanctify the marriage, and they'd gain no Federal benefits simply by having been "blessed".

    On the other hand, as soon as they declared themselves "domestic partners", they'd qualify for all the same "family values" benefits "married" people (under today's definition) are granted. And if they chose to adopt a child (or if one of them produced offspring with the biological involvement of some third party) they would qualify for the same "raising children" benefiits "married" people (under today's definition) are granted.

    So, to answer your question Should a guy be allowed to marry his sister if he gets a

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  27. Re:He isn't all their by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Informative

    Those quotes are all from the same interview.

  28. As nutty as Keyes is... by indros13 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...he's right about polling. Here's a few reasons why:
    1. Polling drives news. Instead of reporting on Kerry's health care plan or Bush's plan for Iraq, we get a race. "Kerry rounds the third turn, pulling ahead because of this, Bush is lagging because of this." Except that none of the talking heads can prove that they know why anything has changed, so it's all a farce.
    2. Polling is pointless. What the heck does a poll 2 weeks, 2 months, or 2 years early even mean? "If the election was today, who would you vote for." It's not today, so why ask? It's also meaningless to say anyone is "ahead" until the race starts, which is when votes start being cast.
    3. Polling is inaccurate. Now that people have cell phones, polling is rapidly losing its statistical significance. Polling depends on the sample being proportionately similar to the actual population. If cell phone users are not identical to non-cell users in their political preferences, then polls are wrong.

    Polls are a way to make a good story out of campaigns that are way too long. If I actually got the information I needed about the candidates' record and proposals (with facts, not spin), I could choose in a day (and many people wait until the last day anyway). Polls are pointless.

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  29. What 'The Economist' Says About Keyes. by tid242 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The politics of tokenism
    Aug 12th 2004
    From The Economist print edition

    The Republicans have made a bad mistake in pitting Alan Keyes against Barack Obama

    THREE weeks ago in Boston, the Democrats witnessed the birth of a new black star in Barack Obama, their candidate for the open Senate seat in Illinois. Now the Republicans have conjured up a black star of their own to do battle with the self-described skinny guy with an odd name. Alan Keyes, talk-show host, holy-roller social conservative, Maryland resident and sometime presidential candidate, will take Mr Obama on.

    The thinking behind this is beguiling in its simplicity: the Democrats have a black man who can give a rafter-raising speech, so we had better find a rafter-raising black man too. Beguiling, but stupid. Mr Keyes's Senate run will produce nothing but disaster--humiliation for Mr Keyes, more pie on the face of the already pie-covered Illinois Republican Party, and yet another setback for Republican efforts to woo minority voters.

    Mr Keyes's problems start with his personality. The Republicans' new champion is the very opposite of cool. In 1996 he chained himself to the front door of a television station in Atlanta, Georgia, to protest against a decision to exclude him from a presidential debate (he was then mounting the first of his two bids for the presidency). His speeches can certainly be eloquent. But they can also be intemperate and plain weird, particularly on the subject of gays.

    Mr Keyes's politics are of a piece with his personality. He is a genuine intellectual, a disciple of the great Allan Bloom, and has a PhD in political science from Harvard. But his intellectualism drives him to take absolutist positions on some of the most divisive subjects in American politics. He doesn't just call for a reduction of taxes; he calls for the complete abolition of the "slave" income tax. He doesn't just want to blur the line between church and state like George Bush; he argues that the division between church and state has no basis in the constitution. He doesn't just disagree with Mr Obama on abortion; he castigates him for holding "the slaveholder's position" on the subject.

    This sort of absolutism doesn't go down well anywhere in America outside an eccentric fringe. But it goes down particularly badly in the meat-and-potatoes mid-west, where people expect politicians to solve real problems--as the Daleys have done so spectacularly in Chicago, perhaps America's best-run city--rather than waffle on about the meaning of the constitution. The Republicans who have flourished in the region have been middle-of-the-road pragmatists such as Jim Edgar and James Thompson, both former governors of Illinois.

    This is hardly an auspicious start. But Mr Keyes brings two further disadvantages to his late-term Senate bid. The first is the charge of "carpetbagging". Illinois is the sort of state where politicians are expected to cultivate their constituencies for years, and where people reminisce about the Cook County political machine's legendary operating style in Chicago in the 1960s. The Democrats are cheerfully claiming that the Republicans are so bereft of talent in a state of 12.5m people that they have to go to Maryland to find any. And they are gleefully reminding everyone of Mr Keyes's pompous scolding of Hillary Clinton, on Fox News in 2000, for running for the Senate in "a state she doesn't even live in".

    The Keyes candidacy also smacks of tokenism. The candidate routinely denounces affirmative action as a form of racial discrimination. But what other than racial discrimination can explain the Illinois Republican Party's decision to shortlist two blacks for the Illinois slot--and eventually to choose Mr Keyes? He brings no powerful backers or deep pockets, and was thrashed in his two runs for the Senate in Maryland.

    Desperate measures

    The Illinois Republicans are not just guilty of tokenism. They are guilty of last-minute scraping-the-bottom-of-the-barrel t

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