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Review: Juvenile Felis Catus

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the some-assembly-required dept.

MBCook writes "Looking for something new? Well Dan's Data has a review of something called a "Juvenile Felis Catus" (or "kitten" for short). The review goes over everything from how to aquire one, to required maintence, to storage, to a comparison against other ways of spending your money (kitten vs. puppy vs. baby vs. new video card). The article is full of useful and informative links such as your average kitten's standard configuration. A well reasoned and interesting review."

8 of 350 comments (clear)

  1. you know ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    every time you masturbate, God kills one of these things ...

  2. The Dahmer - Sims connection exposed at last! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Did anyone else notice the "some assembly required"? Anyone who has followed Michael Sim's psychotic antics here on slashdot cannot possibly be surprised.

    Like Jeffery Dahmer, Michael Sims has undoubtably done "some assembly" on small, helpless animals such as puppies and kittens. The larger question is did Mikey stay at that juvenile stage and confine himself to mutilating small animals ...or has the psychosis progressed to its' natural end as it did for Dahmer?

    We may never know the answer to that question, but this much is clear. Both Dahmer and Sims grew up to be psycho faggots, and if you're black or gay it's probably best to steer clear of both.

  3. Kmod down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    all parties it's oF all legitimate INDECISION AND fun to be again. study. [rice.edu] opinion in other be a cock-sucking GNAA (GAY NIIGER

  4. Word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Yo motha fucka's

    Where my niggas at?

    Biatch

  5. Re:Please stop having cats. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Are you fucking retarded? Nazification? Cats lack the ability to live safely in the outdoors. If you have chosen to keep a cat as a pet, take the fucking responsability to care for it. Do you let your 3 year old wander around outside?

  6. News for nerds. Stuff that matters. by twos · · Score: 0, Troll

    I would have to say that this story meets none of the above slogans.

    What's next? The Martha Stewart section on how to bake brownies in your PC case? Jezzzzz!

    Wake me when /. has somthing interesting.

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  7. Re:Please stop having cats. by adamjaskie · · Score: 0, Troll

    Wow, really? So, my cat could have lived to 40 years if I kept it indoors? Damn, I never realized that.

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  8. Soviet Kitten Masters by Dogtanian · · Score: 0, Troll

    I for one look welcome our new soviet kitten masters.

    Soviet Kitten Masters? Here they are!

    (Don't actually know what this sounds like; I haven't got the soundcard set up, unfortunately).

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