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Upgrade Your Dog

Posted by timothy on from the cats-are-superior dept.

ptorrone writes "Engadget has glimpse in to the future, a future where your dog has a cell phone, webcam and electronic tag, and maybe even talks to you. Maybe. Some of this dog-tech isn't available yet, and some of it is (in Japan, of course). The overview includes some interesting iterations of pet technology, and they even made their own version of a dog webcam along with the first ever canine photographer's photo gallery." I'd rather see more of these things applied to infants.

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  1. MOD DOWN - DISGUSTING PICTURE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    parent linked to a picture of a dog licking peanutbutter off a womans pussy.

  2. I'm dyslexic you insensitive clod! by pyrrhonist · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    So I have a god webcam.

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    Show me on the doll where his noodly appendage touched you.
    1. Re:I'm dyslexic you insensitive clod! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      No, mod are generally stupid and will mark anything funny if looks like at least an effort to be funny. The problem here is sheerly in delivery. The grammar on the post was poor, causing it to lose any pathetic meaning it once had. On top of that, it used the word "god". Instant offtopic/flamebait.

      By the way, my account got deactivated or excessive bad posting... when I hadn't even posed in a few weeks, let alone flames, and my karma was still at excellent. Go figure. Slashdot fucking sucks and is becoming boring as hell. I'm finding somewhere else.

  3. Re:Disposible by jcenters · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    In Soviet Russia, your dog OWNS YOU!

    Oh great, let the trolling commence.

    Slashdot header: "Upgrade your dog."

    Hey, in Soviet Russia dog upgrades you!

    Dude, what does that even mean?

    Um, um. Natalie Portman, hot grits?

    Huh?

    Um, DAH NAH DAH NAH NAH DAH NAH NAH!

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    vi ~/.emacs